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Some dude from Iowa
"Be yourself, everyone else is taken"
Yah know how 'Mr. Brightside' has been a top staple in the UK for 20 years?
This is my 'Mr. Brightside'

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King Without a Crown - Live at Stubb's, Austin, TX - February 2005
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December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Y'all are crushing it. At the end of the day, we all agree, in regards to the tits=>

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Fuck You
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December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This weeks 'Sounds of the Game' will feed our hater asses for Years
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Yeah, we're a bit bipolar
Tony Romo was talking about how the Bills have their identity of running the football and having Josh Allen, so I was thinking about other teams in the AFC's identity.

Broncos: insane defense and opportunistic offense
Pats: Top tier QB play and coaching
Jaguars:
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Man, Empire Records is an amazing film. Ethan Embry has 2 iconic lines in 1 movie

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This Is the Day
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December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Okay, we're in 1st. There're games left. We can still get this

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Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me
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November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I took a shot. Don't feel good about my chances
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I had turned 20 the month prior. My 3 best friends in the whole world & I drove from our NE Iowa farming community to see Slipknot for the 1st time. Debut had just dropped. We'd made our own shirts for the show. I'm in that pit, somewhere, losing my gd mind!

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Slipknot - 07/31/1999 Ankeny Airfield, Ankeny, IA (4K Multi-Cam) (Sipes Audio Remaster)
YouTube video by Sipes Audio
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November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My ultraconservative aunt & uncle didn't bring up politics once today. Weird, huh?
Actually made for a really nice day. Best holiday we've had in a decade
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When they don't turn it over, the Jags have the appearance of a competent offense. Weird
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The commentary during that kick was some of the wishy-washiest crap
"That loss makes this a tough kick"
"Even though he has that NFL record, which we all know"
"Looks like this one might be?"
"Automatic, of course"
Pick a lane
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Shawshank Redemption & The Empire Strikes Back are movies I'll always watch.
'John Carpenters The Thing' is a movie I will always Choose to watch
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why?
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This was Not how I pictured today going
a man is standing in a living room and saying i have no idea what 's going on but i am excited
ALT: a man is standing in a living room and saying i have no idea what 's going on but i am excited
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November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I spent some time with an amazing lady. I like her a bunch. In case it matters, I want a reminder that it was today
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Dorf
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I can't believe we won that game. Even when it was 0-0 it felt like we were down 10
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My year of Dimension 20 has come to a close. While I love every Intrepid Heroes season, A Starstuck Odyssey is my absolute favorite. Poetic that that's the final one.
Hope the Jags keep this good-time train a rolling!
#duuuuvaaallll
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yup
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hey. Having a bummer of a day?
Me too Army of Darkness is on YouTube. Might make your day less crappy
youtube.com/watch?v=GBuN...
Army of Darkness
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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October 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That article from PFT was my heads up that I hadn't blocked them on here yet. Don't need to read it, or anything else by them for that matter, to know it's likely hater-ass garbage
October 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It's Victory Monday. Why would you put this out here
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Give me that over a dude that's fully checked out any day
Jags HC Liam Coen to 49ers DC Robert Saleh, via @ActionSportsJax:

"Keep my name outta your mouth."
September 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
How was that not a facemask?
September 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM