Derrick Williams
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Derrick Williams
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I think mine would just say FOOD FOOD FOOD all the time.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Thank you for your service.
October 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Not on board about potatoes but intrigued about cheese day
September 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I stayed a week in Paris. We rented an apartment that sat over a bakery and a cheese shop. I would go down and speak in my best French for bread and cheese. If by that you mean me licking the glass case and pointing at my mouth and making howing noises.
glass.case
September 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You're never going to look cool with that haircut but I love you man
September 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ace Beefslab
Rod Steele
Chad Thundercock
Brock Mantle
Ram Thrustmaster
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You don't say?
September 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nice, I don't see a pretty glaring spelling error but that's why they sent it to you to correct.
September 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm here for ATTICUS and I won't be denied
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ranch is the pus that oozes from Satan's infected butthole. Blue cheese ftw
September 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not always the kiosks fault. I once saw a cranky old man snarl and hoist a case of Heiniken over his shoulder and march out of a Walmart past security guards, leaving all his other groceries behind after the kiosk called for assistance half a dozen times, no employee to be seen anywhere.
September 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Look, not everybody can be a Jedi Knight, and they're not real the first place.
August 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Got my copy, thanks!
August 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Tried to turn off the audience and then back on again
August 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I witnessed an older gentleman struggle with the self checkout at Wal Mart. After the 5th time it made him wait for assistance, he snarled, hoisted a flat of Heineken over his shoulder, marched past the guard and out the store. An employee shuffled over to dispose of the groceries he left behind.
him.to
August 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Best I can do is five dollars
August 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Best i can do is five dollars
July 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM