"You could have told me this river was a dump for toxic waste before I jumped in bro... but now that I'm this big... might aswel have a second dip in those waters!"

"Just look at it dude! It's never grown this much in one night before. And I can just feel it...it's gonna be so...much...more this night... so get over here quick little guy!"

"Fucking hell...still can't believe that's me in the mirror. I should have taken that sponsorship WAY earlier... just think of..ugghh... how big I could have...ughh...been already looks like my body isn't...fuck...isn't done growing yet though!"