@cardsagainsthumanity.com while I wait for the servers to recover…do yall still have any clamonaise merch 👀

Last Black Friday, I gave @cardsagainsthumanity.com $1.99 for the privilege of posting “awooga” on Yowza. I better get a fuckin diamond potato.

@cardsagainsthumanity.com all my life I’ve dreamed of having a potato with diamonds in it but I’ll settle for a follow