I'm just waiting to see what happens when/if his grindr account gets released.

Will it be burying his whole body in the sand, or running around flapping his wings?

That's the rules as written. In paragraph 2 of the If I fitz, I sitz clause it clearly states- I seez, is meez.

Egads. I have done every single one of those things.

Making arrangements for the old folks' home for my self, now.

So people with autism are ✨Magic✨

I guess that's better than "better off dead"?

Nah. It just means that there are a LOT of stupid people.