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Wayne Kay
@waynekay.bsky.social
Writer, left handed guitar playing ex-convict stoner progressive.
So far this is my favorite one.
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Confusion.
The confusion begins early.
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August 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Unfortunately "Bluesky" has rendered itself pretty useless for me due to its posting limitations. Linguistically paralyzing me. Cruelly disabling my efforts. But wait.
So I did this so I CAN express myself with eloquence.
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Damn, Big-T!
Have you ever been in a situation where you were pretty much helpless in the 'power dynamic'.
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May 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Here we go. How bout this. Unfortunately "Bluesky" has rendered itself pretty useless for me due to its posting limitations. Linguistically paralyzing me. Cruelly disabling my efforts. But wait.
So I did this so I CAN express myself with eloquence
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Aola.
This is going to be the hardest post I’ve ever written to date.
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May 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Man, I'm sorry. I just don't have anything to say that I can cram into a 3 sentence remark. 3 sentences can't hold my thoughts. It's laughable to try. BUT, I can do it like this. So I do. THIS is what I want to say.
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The scary dichotomy.
I'm fascinated by the duality of man.
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May 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Possibly the most unusual story ever told.
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George and the frog.
I have a bizarre fascination with the ‘duality of man’.
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May 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bedtime story.
The founding fathers.
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May 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Personally I've done better work, but for some reason this one seems to be resonating the most with folks.
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Employee of the month!
My personal Substack. I love to write and I've had a VERY 'unusual' life. With an ironclad memory. So it's a good match to have.
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April 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
An excerpt from my book manuscript. If you like stories that are so captivating they reach out and grab you, this is what you're looking for.
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Dave.
I think it was back in 2003 and I'd been arrested for the unholy trinity again, suspended license, no insurance, expired tag.
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April 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Big oil" = burning our past, to fuel our present.....subsequently poisoning & destroying our future. While in hot pursuit of profits. Do better. Anything is better than that. And everybody knows it. Signed, The planet (*as represented by the self appointed spokesperson, Wayne Kay)
April 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
PRISON ESCAPE!
Ga.
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April 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
THIS is honest at least.
April 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This has the potential to be the best news ever!!
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I have a plan B.
Great news for the world!
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April 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Here ya go folks. I gotcha!!
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This IS the solution.
I stopped binge watching the news months ago BUT I still notice
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April 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just a friendly reminder.
April 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Here ya go.
April 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Pitiful.
April 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Today at the grocery store a maga in the checkout said this:
Maga:
"Shit's too expensive now, I can't afford anything"

Me: "Hey, try to buy something with all those libs you 'own'. See how far that gets you mf".

Everyone in line laughed at the mf too. Get used to this reaction.
April 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It HAS to be some type of 'wake up' call when the richest man on earth CAN'T even pay enough people to agree with him and be a crass douchebag. And it was broadcast in real time AS it happened, exponentially INCREASING the shame & humiliation. As a nation we should NEVER stop until he is no more.
April 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Maga, the flag has already been thrown.
Stand by to learn the fate society has in store for ALL of YOU.
April 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM