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Wayne Beaton
@waynebeaton.bsky.social
Wayne is a doating husband, former minor hockey chauffeur, open source governance specialist, and martial artist. 🇨🇦 he/him
They make you smarter. It’s right there in the name.
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Remember that time, when we were all talking over each other and you were just saying “raisin nut bran” over and over again?

Pepperidge Farms remembers. For the most part.
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We live in the stupidest timeline.
September 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is the best thing that I’ve seen all year.
August 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey, I’ve got ten bucks.
August 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
DENNIS: Well, you could say Dennis.

ARTHUR: Well, I didn’t know you were called Dennis.

DENNIS: Well, you didn’t bother to find out, did you?
July 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM