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@wayn1ak.bsky.social
Hokie alum 🦃💻 Disney/theme parks aficionado 🎢🏰 techie 💾 gaymer 🎮 foodie 🌮🍱 bicyclist 🚴🏼 rower 🚣🏼♂️ lifter 💪🏼 traveler ✈️🚅🚙 seeking new perspectives
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone
📍DC | He/Him | 🏳️🌈
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone
📍DC | He/Him | 🏳️🌈
Posting to prove I did something productive over the weekend
January 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Posting to prove I did something productive over the weekend
Welp my 2025 bingo card is off to a chaotic start and we’re only on day 5 of the new year 😵💫🫠
January 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Welp my 2025 bingo card is off to a chaotic start and we’re only on day 5 of the new year 😵💫🫠
Mercury is in microwave which explains why my stress management and emotions have been sh*t this Thanksgiving week 🫠
November 29, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Mercury is in microwave which explains why my stress management and emotions have been sh*t this Thanksgiving week 🫠
Snagged an opening day ticket for Universal Epic Universe
two minions wearing goggles and overalls with the letter c on them
Alt: two excited minions wearing goggles and overalls
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October 24, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Snagged an opening day ticket for Universal Epic Universe
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #266,747! I like 747 as it always reminds me of the Boeing 747, the “Queen of the Skies”
September 17, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #266,747! I like 747 as it always reminds me of the Boeing 747, the “Queen of the Skies”
I’m not even sure I can grow a solid mustache but would I look good with one?
August 16, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I’m not even sure I can grow a solid mustache but would I look good with one?
Leg day soreness kicking in 2 days post-leg day🦵🏼
July 16, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Leg day soreness kicking in 2 days post-leg day🦵🏼
Just a reminder to myself (and others): don’t wait, just do it.
July 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Just a reminder to myself (and others): don’t wait, just do it.
Damn, it’s been a while since my Spotify Release Radar was this good. There’s so many bangers in today’s playlist 😍
Banger Certified GIF
Alt: Animated GIF of John Oliver saying: “banger after banger after banger after certified banger”
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June 7, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Damn, it’s been a while since my Spotify Release Radar was this good. There’s so many bangers in today’s playlist 😍
Proof that this millennial occasionally wears crew socks
May 28, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Proof that this millennial occasionally wears crew socks
Post back + biceps day selfie 💪🏼
November 8, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Post back + biceps day selfie 💪🏼
Posting late but I had a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious time at Miss Adams Morgan Pageant 2023 this past weekend #mamp #londoncalling #chimchimcheree
November 7, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Posting late but I had a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious time at Miss Adams Morgan Pageant 2023 this past weekend #mamp #londoncalling #chimchimcheree
I’m a bit late but s1 ep3 of HBO’s The Last of Us has me in shambles 😭 also today (August 29, 2023) happens to be Bill and Frank’s wedding day!
August 29, 2023 at 11:10 PM
I’m a bit late but s1 ep3 of HBO’s The Last of Us has me in shambles 😭 also today (August 29, 2023) happens to be Bill and Frank’s wedding day!
Coworker 1: Barbie’s a whore
Coworker 2: Then Ken’s a slut
Coworker 3: Barbie has needs. She has all those clothes, cars, houses…
In my head: I’m guess I’m both Ken and Barbie
Coworker 2: Then Ken’s a slut
Coworker 3: Barbie has needs. She has all those clothes, cars, houses…
In my head: I’m guess I’m both Ken and Barbie
August 28, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Coworker 1: Barbie’s a whore
Coworker 2: Then Ken’s a slut
Coworker 3: Barbie has needs. She has all those clothes, cars, houses…
In my head: I’m guess I’m both Ken and Barbie
Coworker 2: Then Ken’s a slut
Coworker 3: Barbie has needs. She has all those clothes, cars, houses…
In my head: I’m guess I’m both Ken and Barbie
Welp, Chicago weekend started off with a bang 💥
August 26, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Welp, Chicago weekend started off with a bang 💥
Stood outside waiting for my Uber for not even 2 min and I got 3 mosquito bites 😤 DC is swamp
August 25, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Stood outside waiting for my Uber for not even 2 min and I got 3 mosquito bites 😤 DC is swamp
Some guy said “nice legs” as I was heading to the gym 🥰
August 24, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Some guy said “nice legs” as I was heading to the gym 🥰
Reskeet/repost with a pic of yourself experiencing pure joy 🥰🥰🥰
August 24, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Reskeet/repost with a pic of yourself experiencing pure joy 🥰🥰🥰
A fictional character you would give an invite code to
August 21, 2023 at 7:30 PM
A fictional character you would give an invite code to
Reskeet with your mental state.
August 8, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Reskeet with your mental state.
Reskeet with a pic and your age
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July 30, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Reskeet with a pic and your age
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Even my sweat stain says ⬇️
July 26, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Even my sweat stain says ⬇️