Waylon Countrysides
@wayloncountrysides.bsky.social
Wandering the Rocky Mountain country sides. Biology teacher.
I’m guessing a bombshell, tell-all book deal is also in the works.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m guessing a bombshell, tell-all book deal is also in the works.
“Yes, I’m just so inconsolable. Here, I placed my photo with my phone number in your jacket pocket.”
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Yes, I’m just so inconsolable. Here, I placed my photo with my phone number in your jacket pocket.”
Up next, the War on Wind. We’re going to be looking into the finances and organization of radical wind.
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Up next, the War on Wind. We’re going to be looking into the finances and organization of radical wind.
Lummis and Barasso are crushing it this week. Hageman better catch up and do another town hall.
October 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Lummis and Barasso are crushing it this week. Hageman better catch up and do another town hall.
“You didn’t find any crimes? Shit! Then fire him!”
“But he doesn’t work for us anymore.”
“Dammit! Ok, then deport his ass.”
“Um, sir?”
“But he doesn’t work for us anymore.”
“Dammit! Ok, then deport his ass.”
“Um, sir?”
September 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“You didn’t find any crimes? Shit! Then fire him!”
“But he doesn’t work for us anymore.”
“Dammit! Ok, then deport his ass.”
“Um, sir?”
“But he doesn’t work for us anymore.”
“Dammit! Ok, then deport his ass.”
“Um, sir?”
Please do a town hall in the near future, Cynthia. I would love to hear your verbal gymnastics regarding your comments.
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Please do a town hall in the near future, Cynthia. I would love to hear your verbal gymnastics regarding your comments.
Wait until they find out about Google.
September 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wait until they find out about Google.
Hell, I trust Dr. Kevorkian more.
September 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hell, I trust Dr. Kevorkian more.
RFK Jr: How am I supposed to remember that? I was high as shit!
September 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
RFK Jr: How am I supposed to remember that? I was high as shit!
Call Hell! I actually support an an action from MTG
September 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Call Hell! I actually support an an action from MTG
You all are so immature. Joking that the president is dead is just disgusting. Shame!
Do you realize that I almost broke my neck when I jumped for joy so high I hit my head on the ceiling?
Do you realize that I almost broke my neck when I jumped for joy so high I hit my head on the ceiling?
August 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You all are so immature. Joking that the president is dead is just disgusting. Shame!
Do you realize that I almost broke my neck when I jumped for joy so high I hit my head on the ceiling?
Do you realize that I almost broke my neck when I jumped for joy so high I hit my head on the ceiling?
That hand in the image is too large.
August 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
That hand in the image is too large.
He sounds like someone who was shot in the stomach in an old western movie, struggling to say their last words before they died.
August 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
He sounds like someone who was shot in the stomach in an old western movie, struggling to say their last words before they died.
Art of the deal!
August 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Art of the deal!
His blood consists of whole Big Macs. They’re trying everything possible to prop him up.
August 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
His blood consists of whole Big Macs. They’re trying everything possible to prop him up.