Josh Witkowski
@wayfaring-ski.bsky.social
Lobbyist with XLN Services, Biker, Cynic. Traveling the Midwest and the US enjoying all the sights and oddities in between.
Poetry in Motion - Wildcat's Revenge at Hershey Park
August 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Poetry in Motion - Wildcat's Revenge at Hershey Park
Star 66 in Springfield had a vehicle drive thru their restaurant this morning. A few hours & repairs later - we get this gem. Yes they're open.
July 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Star 66 in Springfield had a vehicle drive thru their restaurant this morning. A few hours & repairs later - we get this gem. Yes they're open.
Again, this is something we can fix in Illinois and stop losing revenue to other states.
June 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Again, this is something we can fix in Illinois and stop losing revenue to other states.
Yet another reason to legalize fireworks in Illinois.
June 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yet another reason to legalize fireworks in Illinois.
Illinois Pork Producers really need to roll a food truck to the Capitol at the end of session. "We've got your pork, right here"
May 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Illinois Pork Producers really need to roll a food truck to the Capitol at the end of session. "We've got your pork, right here"
Reposted by Josh Witkowski
I 2nd this.
May 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I 2nd this.
Attention lawmakers lobbyists and other State House denizens. They're a bunch of food trucks on the east side of the square across from the governor's mansion. Those of us that are staying in late, we've got some new places to eat at.
May 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Attention lawmakers lobbyists and other State House denizens. They're a bunch of food trucks on the east side of the square across from the governor's mansion. Those of us that are staying in late, we've got some new places to eat at.
Attention Statehouse Dwellers, JC Penny has a Seersucker Sale going this weekend.
May 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Attention Statehouse Dwellers, JC Penny has a Seersucker Sale going this weekend.
Friendly reminder to all lobbyists, lawmakers, & staff in Springfield this week - watch it, don't ride it.
April 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Friendly reminder to all lobbyists, lawmakers, & staff in Springfield this week - watch it, don't ride it.
When the memes get as crazy as the politics ..
April 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When the memes get as crazy as the politics ..
Definitely not on my bingo card
imagine explaining to someone in 2016 that Bill Kristol had united in a AOC/Bernie popular front against fascism
March 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Definitely not on my bingo card
ABATE supports its friends of all political stripes. When you attack our friends and use our pictures to do so, well it gets interesting.
Capitol Fax.com - Your Illinois News Radar » ‘Devore chose to disrespect ABATE, our members, our friends, our hard work, and riders all throughout Illinois’CapitolFax.com
capitolfax.com
March 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ABATE supports its friends of all political stripes. When you attack our friends and use our pictures to do so, well it gets interesting.
It's always fun when you monitor a committee & hear a very unique piece of legislation. Representative Margaret Croke's HB2456 aims to put an end to the practice of reservation sniping where soulless tech companies are making reservations at trendy restaurants & reselling them at a higher markup.
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's always fun when you monitor a committee & hear a very unique piece of legislation. Representative Margaret Croke's HB2456 aims to put an end to the practice of reservation sniping where soulless tech companies are making reservations at trendy restaurants & reselling them at a higher markup.
Always a good day when you ride into work
March 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Always a good day when you ride into work
Reposted by Josh Witkowski
The desperate plea of state Capitol vending machines and state legislators alike.
March 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The desperate plea of state Capitol vending machines and state legislators alike.
Being this adorable should be illegal. Little gremlin causes all sorts of mischief & then passes out like this every time.
February 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Being this adorable should be illegal. Little gremlin causes all sorts of mischief & then passes out like this every time.
Ever have a day go so well that you're worried about getting hit by a bus?
February 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ever have a day go so well that you're worried about getting hit by a bus?
"The Floor" meh, it's on the TV anyway. However, Brian O'Halloran of "Clerks" posing as an expert on Convenience Store Items is hilarious. Let's go Dante...
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"The Floor" meh, it's on the TV anyway. However, Brian O'Halloran of "Clerks" posing as an expert on Convenience Store Items is hilarious. Let's go Dante...
The bizarre things we find inside of a Floppy Disk Repair shop deep in the heart of Texas.
January 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The bizarre things we find inside of a Floppy Disk Repair shop deep in the heart of Texas.
I swear she likes hanging out in the sun just to show off that fur.
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I swear she likes hanging out in the sun just to show off that fur.
Didn't get that White Christmas, but Lame Duck Session is looking to be very bright & monochromatic.
January 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Didn't get that White Christmas, but Lame Duck Session is looking to be very bright & monochromatic.
I heard a little about what's going on in Germany this morning, then I went and read up on it. Wow. Just. Wow.
Don't forget, Elon Musk's claim that AfD basically just has the same platform Barack Obama did, which... what???
The last 48hrs in Germany:
- Musk: "AfD is great."
- Foreign looking guy mows over 50 people.
- AfD on twitter: "It's all Merkel's fault. Deport the Muslims!"
- Sleuth finds perpetrators's twitter: - "It's all Merkel's fault. AfD forver!"
- Musk deletes perpetrator's account.
- Musk: "AfD is great."
- Foreign looking guy mows over 50 people.
- AfD on twitter: "It's all Merkel's fault. Deport the Muslims!"
- Sleuth finds perpetrators's twitter: - "It's all Merkel's fault. AfD forver!"
- Musk deletes perpetrator's account.
December 21, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I heard a little about what's going on in Germany this morning, then I went and read up on it. Wow. Just. Wow.
