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Kid: Is he one year old?
Me: Yes! One and a month.
Kid: Are you his daddy?
Me: Yes!
Kid: But he’s a baby and you look like a grandpa.
Me: Well, I’m his daddy.
Kid: But why do you look like a grandpa?
Me:
Kid: Is he one year old?
Me: Yes! One and a month.
Kid: Are you his daddy?
Me: Yes!
Kid: But he’s a baby and you look like a grandpa.
Me: Well, I’m his daddy.
Kid: But why do you look like a grandpa?
Me: