wobbobwobble
@waubbl.bsky.social
Look at me, and tell me if you've known me before
Nothing could possibly displease me this Christmas... just so long as nobody gets me a splendid necklace, decked with endless precious gems.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Nothing could possibly displease me this Christmas... just so long as nobody gets me a splendid necklace, decked with endless precious gems.
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Careful: there is a vast network of infinite possibilities!
April 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Careful: there is a vast network of infinite possibilities!
There are many things
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
There are many things
One of these days I'm going to have to consolidate this disgusting hoard of half drunken whisky bottles into a tastefully curated hoard of fully drunken whisky bottles
May 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
One of these days I'm going to have to consolidate this disgusting hoard of half drunken whisky bottles into a tastefully curated hoard of fully drunken whisky bottles
Who posts on the attachment theory subreddit? Only Anxious types.
Who is asking and answering obscure questions about the minutiae at the edges of food safety? Only OCD havers.
Who has any opinion at all on ethics of self-diagnosing? Only The self diagnosed.
Seek and ye shall find!!!
Who is asking and answering obscure questions about the minutiae at the edges of food safety? Only OCD havers.
Who has any opinion at all on ethics of self-diagnosing? Only The self diagnosed.
Seek and ye shall find!!!
May 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Who posts on the attachment theory subreddit? Only Anxious types.
Who is asking and answering obscure questions about the minutiae at the edges of food safety? Only OCD havers.
Who has any opinion at all on ethics of self-diagnosing? Only The self diagnosed.
Seek and ye shall find!!!
Who is asking and answering obscure questions about the minutiae at the edges of food safety? Only OCD havers.
Who has any opinion at all on ethics of self-diagnosing? Only The self diagnosed.
Seek and ye shall find!!!
The average person... how genetically similar to a banana are they? Now think.... half of people are more genetically similar to a banana than that!!
April 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The average person... how genetically similar to a banana are they? Now think.... half of people are more genetically similar to a banana than that!!
Careful: there is a vast network of infinite possibilities!
April 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Careful: there is a vast network of infinite possibilities!
No one can do it like you! No one even knows how!
April 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
No one can do it like you! No one even knows how!
You will never see me eat a cupcake with that fuckass sandwich method
April 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You will never see me eat a cupcake with that fuckass sandwich method
Basically I want the maximum amount of aluminum that it is legally and morally possible to put into my armpits
April 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Basically I want the maximum amount of aluminum that it is legally and morally possible to put into my armpits
Reposted by wobbobwobble
Attack and dethrone god
Irritate and take down a peg angels
Ambivalent reaction and basically ignore men
Kiss and enthrone demons
Suck and fuck the devil
Irritate and take down a peg angels
Ambivalent reaction and basically ignore men
Kiss and enthrone demons
Suck and fuck the devil
March 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Attack and dethrone god
Irritate and take down a peg angels
Ambivalent reaction and basically ignore men
Kiss and enthrone demons
Suck and fuck the devil
Irritate and take down a peg angels
Ambivalent reaction and basically ignore men
Kiss and enthrone demons
Suck and fuck the devil
Thank you for the invitation. Help me understand—is it a virtual shower for a normal baby, or a normal shower for a virtual baby?
February 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thank you for the invitation. Help me understand—is it a virtual shower for a normal baby, or a normal shower for a virtual baby?
I aim to please my zero fans with only my most polished, my most erudite thoughts
December 29, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I aim to please my zero fans with only my most polished, my most erudite thoughts
If you stay ready to get ready, you never have to get ready to get ready
December 29, 2024 at 3:50 PM
If you stay ready to get ready, you never have to get ready to get ready
Yes I've heard about the drones. Just yesterday, I watched an entire flock take flight.
December 21, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Yes I've heard about the drones. Just yesterday, I watched an entire flock take flight.
FIFTY PERCENT OF PEOPLE ARE GENETICALLY IDENTICAL TO A BANANA
December 18, 2024 at 6:05 AM
FIFTY PERCENT OF PEOPLE ARE GENETICALLY IDENTICAL TO A BANANA
Geez..... I hope this year no one gets me...... a splendid necklace decked with endless precious gems....
December 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Geez..... I hope this year no one gets me...... a splendid necklace decked with endless precious gems....
Fifty percent of people are genetically identical to a banana
December 9, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Fifty percent of people are genetically identical to a banana
Every December, many tip their postal worker with boring cash. This year, consider instead a precious necklace, decked with endless splendid gems.
December 9, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Every December, many tip their postal worker with boring cash. This year, consider instead a precious necklace, decked with endless splendid gems.
Disappointed by spotify wrapped because I already know what kind of music I like
December 4, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Disappointed by spotify wrapped because I already know what kind of music I like
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That's all my good tweets... everything I hvae to show for all those years... just like that......
November 13, 2024 at 11:47 PM
That's all my good tweets... everything I hvae to show for all those years... just like that......
Consolidating my disgusting hoard of half drunken whisky bottles into a tastefully curated hoard of fully drunken whisky bottles
November 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Consolidating my disgusting hoard of half drunken whisky bottles into a tastefully curated hoard of fully drunken whisky bottles
Me, taking the still-wet drying rack out of my drying rack washing machine: fuck. where do I put this
November 13, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Me, taking the still-wet drying rack out of my drying rack washing machine: fuck. where do I put this