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"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~"
Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town...
This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess.
He/him adult muse.
Adult writer.
MDNI.
Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town...
This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess.
He/him adult muse.
Adult writer.
MDNI.
"Chat, I'm going to be real with you all for a minute...
I don't understand why the numbered gears exist when Drive is right there."
I don't understand why the numbered gears exist when Drive is right there."
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"Chat, I'm going to be real with you all for a minute...
I don't understand why the numbered gears exist when Drive is right there."
I don't understand why the numbered gears exist when Drive is right there."
"Chat, would you still love me if I wasn't short?"
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"Chat, would you still love me if I wasn't short?"
"Chat, stop encouraging me to ask Canari out. I'm pretty sure she already has a girlfriend. I'm no homewrecker."
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"Chat, stop encouraging me to ask Canari out. I'm pretty sure she already has a girlfriend. I'm no homewrecker."
"Chat, I know I keep describing my first girlfriend as the perfect woman,"
...Yesterday's story with the gummy vitamins wasn't the first time he talked about her?
"But stop asking if she's single. A, that's weird to ask despite the running jokes in the streaming community. B, I'd probably do-
...Yesterday's story with the gummy vitamins wasn't the first time he talked about her?
"But stop asking if she's single. A, that's weird to ask despite the running jokes in the streaming community. B, I'd probably do-
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"Chat, I know I keep describing my first girlfriend as the perfect woman,"
...Yesterday's story with the gummy vitamins wasn't the first time he talked about her?
"But stop asking if she's single. A, that's weird to ask despite the running jokes in the streaming community. B, I'd probably do-
...Yesterday's story with the gummy vitamins wasn't the first time he talked about her?
"But stop asking if she's single. A, that's weird to ask despite the running jokes in the streaming community. B, I'd probably do-
"Girl, you're spiking the microphone. Chill."
"FANSERVICE! FANSERVICE!"
"Happy now, chat? You get your Maid Monday fanservice. Try not to get too excited, I'm sure your rooms are messy enough."
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
"Girl, you're spiking the microphone. Chill."
"Happy now, chat? You get your Maid Monday fanservice. Try not to get too excited, I'm sure your rooms are messy enough."
February 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
"Happy now, chat? You get your Maid Monday fanservice. Try not to get too excited, I'm sure your rooms are messy enough."
"...I don't miss my first boyfriend. He was an ass."
February 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
"...I don't miss my first boyfriend. He was an ass."
"...Chat, I miss my first girlfriend. She always separated my gummy vitamins for me when they got stuck together so I could keep gaming without getting sticky fingers on the controller. Now I have to rinse off my fingers after taking them like a loveless loser. ...And like, her hugs were the best."
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
"...Chat, I miss my first girlfriend. She always separated my gummy vitamins for me when they got stuck together so I could keep gaming without getting sticky fingers on the controller. Now I have to rinse off my fingers after taking them like a loveless loser. ...And like, her hugs were the best."
"Chat, stop asking for thigh pics.
It's cold in my office today, so the leg warmers stay on."
It's cold in my office today, so the leg warmers stay on."
February 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"Chat, stop asking for thigh pics.
It's cold in my office today, so the leg warmers stay on."
It's cold in my office today, so the leg warmers stay on."
"Chat, please stop asking me to play Minecraft again. You all know that all I do is dig tunnels and build roads or bridges. You guys can't possibly be having fun when I do that."
Somewhere, a group of miners and a group of road maintenance workers are crying.
Somewhere, a group of miners and a group of road maintenance workers are crying.
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"Chat, please stop asking me to play Minecraft again. You all know that all I do is dig tunnels and build roads or bridges. You guys can't possibly be having fun when I do that."
Somewhere, a group of miners and a group of road maintenance workers are crying.
Somewhere, a group of miners and a group of road maintenance workers are crying.
"I diagnose chat with Bottom."
Sir, you are not a doctor. You can't diagnose anybody with anything.
Sir, you are not a doctor. You can't diagnose anybody with anything.
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"I diagnose chat with Bottom."
Sir, you are not a doctor. You can't diagnose anybody with anything.
Sir, you are not a doctor. You can't diagnose anybody with anything.
//How dare you-
//... Getting. Getting smacked. I know that one was auto correct.
I swear that shit has been getting more aggressively incorrect lately.
I swear that shit has been getting more aggressively incorrect lately.
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
//How dare you-
//Can I stop making so many typos? Or get smacked in the throat by auto correct? Whichever one keeps happening here.
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
//Can I stop making so many typos? Or get smacked in the throat by auto correct? Whichever one keeps happening here.
Watts will eat ways too many calzones if he ever learns that calzone makers are a thing that can be bought...
She is just.... awkwardly hugging her calzone maker she got during Christmas..
"Oh."
"Oh."
"Chat, whoever invented calzones deserves some great head."
What happened to keeping your streams PG, Watts?
What happened to keeping your streams PG, Watts?
January 30, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Watts will eat ways too many calzones if he ever learns that calzone makers are a thing that can be bought...
"Chat, whoever invented calzones deserves some great head."
What happened to keeping your streams PG, Watts?
What happened to keeping your streams PG, Watts?
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"Chat, whoever invented calzones deserves some great head."
What happened to keeping your streams PG, Watts?
What happened to keeping your streams PG, Watts?
"Yippee."
Watts, please, no, not the confetti-
POP!
"I don't need to but anybody's ankles. I think I won't do any more tarot readings, though. I don't want Poketube or Struggle to ban me for being too repetitive or... Whatever the heck happened."
Watts, please, no, not the confetti-
POP!
"I don't need to but anybody's ankles. I think I won't do any more tarot readings, though. I don't want Poketube or Struggle to ban me for being too repetitive or... Whatever the heck happened."
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
"Yippee."
Watts, please, no, not the confetti-
POP!
"I don't need to but anybody's ankles. I think I won't do any more tarot readings, though. I don't want Poketube or Struggle to ban me for being too repetitive or... Whatever the heck happened."
Watts, please, no, not the confetti-
POP!
"I don't need to but anybody's ankles. I think I won't do any more tarot readings, though. I don't want Poketube or Struggle to ban me for being too repetitive or... Whatever the heck happened."
//Well crap. Looks like I'll probably have to stop doing the tarot readings since Watts got labeled as a spam account now.
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 AM
//Well crap. Looks like I'll probably have to stop doing the tarot readings since Watts got labeled as a spam account now.
"Chat, would you still love me if I cast 'Hair trapped sticking out of phone case' on you?"
...Is he a wizard?
...Is he a wizard?
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
"Chat, would you still love me if I cast 'Hair trapped sticking out of phone case' on you?"
...Is he a wizard?
...Is he a wizard?
He likes it well enough, but he's still on team ranch first and foremost.
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January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He likes it well enough, but he's still on team ranch first and foremost.
//Okay I'm tired now. I'll do the card readings tonight but wait until tomorrow to actually write them out.
"Hey chat, who's up for a crappy tarot reading from a total noob who has no idea what he's doing? I'll do some on stream later. Major Arcana only because I don't really understand the Minor Arcana yet."
//These are probably going to require some waiting until I have my deck on hand.
//These are probably going to require some waiting until I have my deck on hand.
January 28, 2026 at 4:24 AM
//Okay I'm tired now. I'll do the card readings tonight but wait until tomorrow to actually write them out.
"A tournament? ...Hey chat, do you think there will be a bunch of vendors swarming the place with cool merch and good food?"
...That's the part he's interested in? Not the battles?
...That's the part he's interested in? Not the battles?
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 AM
"A tournament? ...Hey chat, do you think there will be a bunch of vendors swarming the place with cool merch and good food?"
...That's the part he's interested in? Not the battles?
...That's the part he's interested in? Not the battles?
"Hey chat, who's up for a crappy tarot reading from a total noob who has no idea what he's doing? I'll do some on stream later. Major Arcana only because I don't really understand the Minor Arcana yet."
//These are probably going to require some waiting until I have my deck on hand.
//These are probably going to require some waiting until I have my deck on hand.
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
"Hey chat, who's up for a crappy tarot reading from a total noob who has no idea what he's doing? I'll do some on stream later. Major Arcana only because I don't really understand the Minor Arcana yet."
//These are probably going to require some waiting until I have my deck on hand.
//These are probably going to require some waiting until I have my deck on hand.
"Chat, don't forget to kiss the homies goodnight."
Watts, the stream just started. That's more of an end of stream statement.
Watts, the stream just started. That's more of an end of stream statement.
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"Chat, don't forget to kiss the homies goodnight."
Watts, the stream just started. That's more of an end of stream statement.
Watts, the stream just started. That's more of an end of stream statement.
As a bonus extra #SeductiveSunday... Watts is weak to bunnysuits, just like everybody else.
He WILL wear one himself if that's what it takes to get somebody else in one as well.
He WILL wear one himself if that's what it takes to get somebody else in one as well.
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
As a bonus extra #SeductiveSunday... Watts is weak to bunnysuits, just like everybody else.
He WILL wear one himself if that's what it takes to get somebody else in one as well.
He WILL wear one himself if that's what it takes to get somebody else in one as well.
"Lady, honesty and dishonesty don't change the perversion levels-"
"Look! I don't like the girls who try to do lewd stuff but hide behind their admins or saying it is "Educational" or something! It's dishonest content, you know!?! And way more perverted!
I am purely honest about it."
I am purely honest about it."
"...Okay, even I've done a bathtub stream before. In my case though, it was just a stretch goal the fans requested during a charity stream."
...what
"And like... Hey, it's great that you're honest. But it's still perverted."
...what
"And like... Hey, it's great that you're honest. But it's still perverted."
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"Lady, honesty and dishonesty don't change the perversion levels-"