No eggs. And now he's going to drastically limit coffee imports.

The hell is this guy's problem with breakfast?

I miss the days when billionaires disappeared from public view and spent their lives holed up in a Las Vegas casino collecting their pee in jars.

In retrospect, putting the worst fucking idiots in the world in charge of everything was possibly a mistake

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention

Hi
*tap tap tap*
Testing. One two one two...
I've been getting some follows on here and I have no idea why. Some names I recognise from the Twix place obviously.
Not sure I'm ready to leave the sinking ship/dying bird just yet, but when I do... BOY, are you in for some shitty tweets! Or blues.