Whenever we finally eat the rich, I call wishbone.

Can you also put chapstick on other dry skin? Or does it somehow only work on lips? Like could I theoretically rub a stick over my entire face if my entire face was dry? Or is that something only a ridiculous person would do? tl;dr: Should I wipe all this chapstick off my face?

Ruh-roh

Chef: And the secret ingredient… is love 😌

Me, deathly allergic: *chokes and dies*

🐸?

I’m trying to decide what to watch… Everything everywhere all at once, or that movie with Michelle Yeoh that won a bunch of Oscars? 🤔

*travels back in time to tell an art critic to lie their friggin’ ass off and say it’s the best damn art they’ve ever seen in their whole damn friggin’ ass life*

(Please tell me that worked.)