𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐨/𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐨
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watersnooter.bsky.social
𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐨/𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐨
@watersnooter.bsky.social
🔞 𝕋𝕍/𝕄𝔸 🔞[ᴀꜱ]⛔️𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸⛔️ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ⛔️
♂⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ 💸𝟚𝟘💸 ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘♂
⋆˚₊⋆ ‧͙❆❄️𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 ℭ𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔰 𝔇𝔢𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢❄️❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆
݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁𝗦𝗮𝗳𝗲 🧷 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁₊⋆
💿𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟒𝟏𝟐 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟒📀
•ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ
•ꜱᴜɢɢᴇꜱᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ
•ɪʟʟɪᴄɪᴛ ꜱᴜʙꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴜꜱᴇ
Pinned
𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐈𝐆, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐒𝐤𝐲!
no I’m not fucking scared of your dog. No I do not hate your dog with all my heart.

If your dog can’t be around me without LICKING MY TOES then no I DO NOT WANT IT AROUND ME and will awkwardly and actively avoid it.

Dog people, 99% of yall piss me the fuck off.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I swear this new trend with 18-26 year olds getting animals, that they don’t wanna acknowledge has to go piss and shit just as often as you- needs to be stopped
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No brah, your whimpering dog that is walking near the door- dose NOT want to fucking play.
That dog is telling you she gotta GO.

And then ofc she peed on the floor “while walking”
YES CUZ YOU WOULDNT LET YOUR FUCKING DOG OUT WHEN SHE GAVE YOU OBVIOUS SIGNS.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hey so your toilet seat shouldn’t have a pour as is matte texture like it was poorly sanded and never polished.
This is like fabric toilet seat cover levels of nasty wtf😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Roomates that make it so you have to set up the tee-pee seat on your own home toilet, are NOT your friends.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Doritos taste like sawdust and cardboard, but it’s ok.

I’m drunk asf btw
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Gasping for air because your lungs don’t fully expand is hot asf💪
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Immma be so real, I wish I could get drunk enough to cry tbh😂
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I love being drunk it’s my favorite silent cry for help lmfaoooo
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Someday so soon I’ll have the lung function of a normal person
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It seems like degeneracy is the only answer.
I’m drunk.
My bones be tinglin
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You ever be sittin on the toilet, blow your nose, and just fucking wipe with me same damn wad because fuck it anymore🤷‍♂️😂😭😩
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I be starting sentences with “you know what I’m sayin like-“
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Everyone loves hot fullsuit pics🤷‍♂️
#furry #fursuit #fullsuit #softsuiting #fursuitpic #fursuitpics #softsuiter
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
#furry #fursuit #fursuitpic #fursuitpics #fursuitpost
Finna get some fullsuit pics by the trains for sure this fall/winter
August 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Let’s cuddle”
You mean me and the crumbs in your sheets??
August 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Holding girl hand: 😀
Holding boy hand:😃

Holding MY boy’s hand/:🥰🥰😘😍😍😘😍🥰😘😍😍🥰😘🥰🥰😘😍🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤗🤗
August 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
August 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Just got my bootycheeks pounded
August 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Figured Bluesky would like this one
;)
#fursuit #furry #fursuitphoto
August 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#fullsuit #fursuit
Ended up staying up for about a week straight bf ac, but damn was it worth it
July 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Uhh so theres 4 days until anthrocon… and I have a fullsuit in the works-
It’s not a convention unless your finishing your shit the night before
June 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I wrote our conversations on my walls.
Our faces cartoonishly spraypainted in a mural of the car crash;
On the walls of your house.
No I’m not easily forgettable.
May 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Getting back into juice wrld religiously like I was back in hs, I missed it fr.
#fursuit #furry #fursuitpic #fursuitpics #skulldog
May 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
#fursuit #fursuitpic #fursuitpics #furry
FULLSUIT MATERIALS ARRIVED ASF
May 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM