karl 🦦
@waterotter.bsky.social
irish. bi. lover of horror/sci-fi, reality tv, and your pets 🤸🏻♂️ 🇮🇪🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
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Americans crying over being called "USian" imagine having actual problems
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Americans crying over being called "USian" imagine having actual problems
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baby thats monet xchange
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
baby thats monet xchange
This is the nicest way to say this
how y’all look with “no women” in your bios
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is the nicest way to say this
Every time I read the news either housing is being delayed or public infrastructure is being delayed by either political lack of will or public objections and I'm just like oh my god girls........ We're already fucking decades behind I can't do this anymore 💀
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Every time I read the news either housing is being delayed or public infrastructure is being delayed by either political lack of will or public objections and I'm just like oh my god girls........ We're already fucking decades behind I can't do this anymore 💀
I love my little nerd game #MarvelRivals
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I love my little nerd game #MarvelRivals
Jonathan Bailey the incredibly handsome and charming man that you are
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Jonathan Bailey the incredibly handsome and charming man that you are
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omg wicked: for good looks so good!!
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
omg wicked: for good looks so good!!
Whenever I post about rivals and especially say something like "the tanks weren't peeling" I'm like wow...... I'm gonna be single forever x lmao
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Whenever I post about rivals and especially say something like "the tanks weren't peeling" I'm like wow...... I'm gonna be single forever x lmao
Just had the worst team on rivals in my entire life. Told them for two rounds tanks were killing us healers constantly, and instead of peeling they did...... nothing at all.
So I sat and watched them die 🥰
So I sat and watched them die 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just had the worst team on rivals in my entire life. Told them for two rounds tanks were killing us healers constantly, and instead of peeling they did...... nothing at all.
So I sat and watched them die 🥰
So I sat and watched them die 🥰
I always mix My Bloody Valentine up with Bullet for my Valentine
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I always mix My Bloody Valentine up with Bullet for my Valentine
Tried on clothes and they look nothing on me like they did on the model 🫠 I think I just need to get different sizes.
Its one thing when you order a small and it's too small, but extra annoying when you order a small and it's too big? And it's not even an oversized fit? Wtf is that.
Its one thing when you order a small and it's too small, but extra annoying when you order a small and it's too big? And it's not even an oversized fit? Wtf is that.
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Tried on clothes and they look nothing on me like they did on the model 🫠 I think I just need to get different sizes.
Its one thing when you order a small and it's too small, but extra annoying when you order a small and it's too big? And it's not even an oversized fit? Wtf is that.
Its one thing when you order a small and it's too small, but extra annoying when you order a small and it's too big? And it's not even an oversized fit? Wtf is that.
I haven't seen Wicked For Good just yet but really feel the need to say we are so blessed she was cast as Glinda
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I haven't seen Wicked For Good just yet but really feel the need to say we are so blessed she was cast as Glinda
Life as it should be 🙂↕️ #MarvelRivals
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Life as it should be 🙂↕️ #MarvelRivals
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Off on an impromptu date with an American I matched with on tinder earlier wish me luck
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Off on an impromptu date with an American I matched with on tinder earlier wish me luck
Just had a delish cocktail
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just had a delish cocktail
This feels like eurosummer
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This feels like eurosummer
Off on an impromptu date with an American I matched with on tinder earlier wish me luck
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Off on an impromptu date with an American I matched with on tinder earlier wish me luck
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Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
That time flew omg
HOLY SHIT O M G the shah squad is coming back right before Christmas! #rhoslc
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
That time flew omg
I really don't wanna emigrate but the older I get the more worried I get about locking myself into living here 🤔 the housing/infrastructure woes just seem to have a long timeline. Much to think about....
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I really don't wanna emigrate but the older I get the more worried I get about locking myself into living here 🤔 the housing/infrastructure woes just seem to have a long timeline. Much to think about....
New desk has arrived will someone organise the removal of my old one and setting up my computer again please 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
New desk has arrived will someone organise the removal of my old one and setting up my computer again please 🥺
Need a luxury holiday so badly. Why is it winter in Europe 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Need a luxury holiday so badly. Why is it winter in Europe 😭