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Water Malone
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Senior QA Specialist @ PLAYERUNKNOWN Productions

Previously Senior QA Analyst (Tools, Tech Art/Anim & Content Pipeline) @ Hypixel Studios on @hytale.bsky.social. Also did CoD stuff @ Activision

TU Dublin Graduate 🇮🇪 Dub based in Derry

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Got some new ink from the one and only www.instagram.com/isnardbarbos...

Melinoë's brother is OP imo
#Hades
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
That headshot collateral double kill had me going a little 😱 #battlefield6
August 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Back on my Dutch drink review thread nonsense!
Chupa Chups Strawberry & Cream
Rating: 7/10
First words that came to mind: "I expected this to be more artificial"
Vibes: Cream soda-esq but with a mellow strawberry sweetness. It could have easily been too sweet but they fortunately held back
April 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
March 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
WARDRUNA HYPEEEEE
March 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Fanta Zero: Exotic Taste
Rating: 4/10
First words that came to mind: "There is nothing distinguishing about this flavour"
Vibes: There's Fanta Exotic in Ireland that I drink but that tastes more distinctly artificially "tropical syrupy" than this this. Way less carbonated than what I'm used to. Meh
February 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fritz-Kola
Rating: 9/10
First words that came to mind: "Yep. That's a cola alright"
Vibes: gold standard for Cola is Jarritos and this doesn't quite hit that but definitely better than Coke and Pepsi by a decent margin. If you're in the mood for a cola, can't really go wrong here, refreshing af
February 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Lipton Sparkling Ice Tea
Rating: 4/10
First words that came to mind: "Tea shouldn't carbonate"
Vibes: TEA SHOULDN'T CARBONATE. It's nice, and 4/10 is probably harsh but my personal palette has a disconnect with ice tea being carbonated. Tea in Ireland is typically still, hot, earl grey and with milk
February 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Spa Fruit Lemon Cactus
Rating: 6.5/10
First words that came to mine: "The drink I have when I don't want water but just a hint of something citric"
Vibes: Clearly a citrus flavour but not too bitter. Find it pretty drinkable to wear I could imagine sipping a couple of bottles a day, just like water
February 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Dr Froot
Rating: 5/10
First words that come to mind: Refreshing, light, artificial
Vibe: I had this with a particularly dry cookie and it was actually the perfect compliment to it, but as a soda it's pretty tame in flavour profile to my preferred soda's. Think this would go well with a lot of meals
February 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I personally liked the "Duck you!" sweater
January 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My discover feed lmao
December 8, 2024 at 10:30 AM
December 4, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 AM
I could not be more happy with the sickest piece ever... Have been buzzing with excitement to have had the privilege of getting this

Artist: The incredible Isnard Barbosa @ Legendary Tattoo Studio
January 14, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Don't cry. It's just a game

The game:
October 21, 2023 at 9:52 AM
Blue Sky and the Attack of the Hytale fans
October 20, 2023 at 11:44 AM
Other people at gym: curate hype music to get them pumped
Me:
October 15, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Like I said though, not perfect 😆
October 7, 2023 at 1:41 PM
September 12, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Opening the wrong project in Unity 2023 like
July 27, 2023 at 11:05 PM