Humble Watchman Goby
@watchmangoby.bsky.social
*Gulps* H-h-hey can you t-t-teach m-me how to d-d-dougie?
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Looking to help people and my thanks is getting flashed in the help hashtag. Im DONE looking out for others. 🙅♂️🚫👎 #NoMoreHelping
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Looking to help people and my thanks is getting flashed in the help hashtag. Im DONE looking out for others. 🙅♂️🚫👎 #NoMoreHelping
Giving out good advice from now on. This is my character development arc.
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Giving out good advice from now on. This is my character development arc.
What are the little blue humanoids in the Smurfs movie called #Questions #Inquiry #Help #Query #Confused #Undertale
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
What are the little blue humanoids in the Smurfs movie called #Questions #Inquiry #Help #Query #Confused #Undertale
Will you come to my birthday party @governor.ca.gov
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Will you come to my birthday party @governor.ca.gov
Entering different interest categories and becoming a nuisance #NewYearsResolution
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Entering different interest categories and becoming a nuisance #NewYearsResolution
Indeed, indubitabley
January 14, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Indeed, indubitabley
NEVER be yourself and always BE DIFFERENT than who you really are.
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 AM
NEVER be yourself and always BE DIFFERENT than who you really are.
Yeah, I be consuming sludge #FreakyFrogFriday
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Yeah, I be consuming sludge #FreakyFrogFriday
B-b-blue S-sky? I-I-I-I th-thought you said extra f-f-f-fries...
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
B-b-blue S-sky? I-I-I-I th-thought you said extra f-f-f-fries...
Theres something about evil and sinister people that just dont sit right with me
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Theres something about evil and sinister people that just dont sit right with me
Fucked up in the crib fucked up in the crib #GangstaMode
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Fucked up in the crib fucked up in the crib #GangstaMode
Fucked up in the crib eating sour chewy candy filled with ooze
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Fucked up in the crib eating sour chewy candy filled with ooze
January 6 is a very important date for me. Its the day I learned the capital of the United States is Washington D.C and not Washington the state. I had the misfortune of finding out halfway through my plane ride.
January 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
January 6 is a very important date for me. Its the day I learned the capital of the United States is Washington D.C and not Washington the state. I had the misfortune of finding out halfway through my plane ride.
Fucked up in the crib watching Semi Ojeleye highlights
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Fucked up in the crib watching Semi Ojeleye highlights
Played "Five Nights At Freddys" for the first time. Not a big fan of the random jump scares throughout the game. Refunded and left a negative steam review 👎
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Played "Five Nights At Freddys" for the first time. Not a big fan of the random jump scares throughout the game. Refunded and left a negative steam review 👎
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and schizo-posting my bullet. Pow.
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Bluesky is my weapon of justice, and schizo-posting my bullet. Pow.
Armageddon is coming, and so am I #FreakyFrogFriday
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Armageddon is coming, and so am I #FreakyFrogFriday
Big fan of vagueposting and providing no context to anything #LordOfTheRingsConquest
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Big fan of vagueposting and providing no context to anything #LordOfTheRingsConquest