I cannot replace my plush friend, I will mourn him instead. To find a similar on eBay would mean that he was just an object. No, he was more than that to me. I’m sorry I didn’t save you.

I am of an age where my interest in a theoretical Dummies Guide to Bowel Movements is non-zero. Does it exist? Could I monetize? Will it improve my life?

Thanks to Bluesky I feel like a champ for not watching Netflix tonight!

Currently listening to Dolly Parton’s Smoky Mountain DNA album.

Sometimes the internet is better without context. That said maybe I get an ice cream cone tonight? By myself, like a man who is secure in his individual identity and not someone who is trying to run a poll for validation.

There, out in the darkness, a musical remastered, in Dolby Atmos! Les Miserable (2012) is enjoyable but long and ... just how much money does Valjean make from his rosary factory?