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Kevin 🌑🎃
@wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
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Kevin, he/him. 🇨🇦 Big fan of weird video games and Canadian football.
🔞 occasional mature content and regular dated references.
Same age as Jack Benny.
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Breaking news: president exonerated after canadian investigation braintrust asks a robot to do their jobs for them
Donald Trump's name appears at least 1,500 times in documents from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein made public Wednesday by Republicans in the U.S. Congress, according to an AI-assisted search of the material by CBC News. The vast majority of the mentions, however, appear to reveal nothing new or substantive connecting Epstein — the disgraced financier and convicted sex offender who died in jail in 2019 — to the man who is now U.S. president.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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GoldenEye 007 multiplayer level ranking
Good old-fashioned multiplayer fun: Temple, Complex, Stack, Egyptian (it'd be nice if you didn't need an expert player to unlock this). High likelihood of "house rules" (eg. no attacking defenseless players who spawn in the vent, no camping on body armor, etc.): Facility, Bunker, Archives, Caverns ("nobody close the doors!") "You'd like this stage if you had any sense of direction": Library, Basement. BANNED FROM COMPETITION: Caves.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Their name is Grieg (shortened variant of "gregory") and their fur is griege (grey-beige)
Character sheet for a clumsy serval who works at a corner store.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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The "All video games should have (blank line)" image from the quoted post, but the line is yellow paint being poured from a can and it says "EXIT" with a finger pointing forward at the end.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Serval who's training to take over a corner store but they're kinda clumsy and the old retiring manager is like "what did I get myself into." (Don't have as much time as I thought this morning, but it's a start.)
"Clumsy Corner-Store Serval" character sheet, partially filled in.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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There's a table I can roll on to determine the species, but I thought it'd be fun to throw it at the crowd for a change. Name an animal, no wrong answers.
Initial stats for an incomplete ttrpg mutant-animal character. In particular, the listed species is "tbd".
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Wait hang on, I think I got my wires crossed here
"Zohran for New York City" but it's a hamburger.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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RAINING DEEP IN HEAAA-VEEEN
"Trial of Tears" by Dream Theater: "It's raining on the streets of New York City". Yes in the Zohran thing.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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The famous C&C Music Factory lyric "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW" in, you guessed it, the Zohran logo generator.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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It just keeps getting better!
"Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" in the Zohran logo-maker, with the alternate white-on-blue palette.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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"Chrono Trigger" in the Zohran font.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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"Breakfast for dinner" in the "zohran for nyc" font.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Late night treat for old friends: first new "Dead Coyotes" reference in a decade just showed up in Lady Crow
LIZZ: we'll let you collect your bearings for now, get in touch with you later. any ideas on a name? RABB: a name? LIZZ: yes. a label, a moniker, something we can use to contact your group. RABB: call us... "The Dead Coyotes."
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I think the youth are smart enough to figure it out via context. It's simple, really: goons grab other people, while gooners only grab themselves.
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Classic repost: hooray for this guy
Drawing of a man wearing a rainbow-coloured shirt with a carved pumpkin on his head. It's unclear whether he's putting it on or trying to take it off.
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Happy Halloween from Deerside
Tutu: Well, hey! Good morning! Aren't we just brimming with energy, 😱!!! 💀🐻‍❄️💀🐻‍❄️💀!
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Homer, Marge, Maggie, and Lisa Simpson, sitting on their iconic four-person couch.
October 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Anyway I was thinking of april fools day and wound up making this, might be useful someday
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Classic repost from 2019
The "expanding brain" meme but with a dog. Putting something behind a waterfall: prehistoric dog with no brains at all. Having a dog that you can pet: regular dog with a brain. Hiding a dog you can pet behind a waterfall: smarter dog with a glowing eye. A waterfall pouring out of a cliff outcropping that looks like a giant dog's head and you have to climb up there and push some blocks around (effectively 'petting' it) to get the water to stop flowing so you can go into the cave behind the waterfall and pet a dog: ultra-smart celestial godhead wolf with like, a black hole for a third eye.
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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(sighs in elder-millennial stereotype)
"the stoner"
October 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Cool dude man finds a surfboard
Cool dude man carrying a purple surfboard up the side of a crater: ♪ Feet don't hardly touch the ground ♫ Cool dude man surfing down the inside of the crater: ♫ SURFIN' ON THE MOOOOON ♪ Cool dude man doing a wicked rad flip off the edge of the crater: If there's no atmosphere up here then how am I catching so much SICK AIR.
October 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Deerside update: Hopper the rock penguin moved in
Hopper the rock penguin, wearing his trademark dragon shirt.
October 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Cool dude man meets the moon people
Several "moon people" which sort of look like orange six-legged crab-bugs with green stalk-eyes are milling around. Cool dude man is leaning down and talking to a moon person who's standing on a rock. He says "What's goin' on" and the moon person replies, "We're farming moon mustard, of course!!" The moon person gestures out at a field of blueish-yellow flowers. "Behold!! Beautiful yellow gold as far as the ocufrond can see!!" Cool dude man holds up his hand to shade his eyes and comments, "I don't know if I've got 'ocufronds' but either way I'm impressed".
October 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Cool dude man is determined to 100% the moon
Cool dude man is looking at a sign labeled "TO EARTH" with an arrow pointing at a slide. The image pulls back to reveal that the slide spirals away from the moon into space, eventually leading back to the earth. Instead of taking the slide, however, cool dude man blesses us with some useful wisdom: "If there's one thing I've learned from video games, it's that you never leave the moon until you're sure you've done everything, because you might not be able to come back."
October 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I fucked up and restarted one where I had 140 so you'll just have to take my word for it, but sub-500 is generally pretty doable
Game of "Automatic Flips" with a score of 346 flips.
October 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM