Old Man Jones
@waspcarcass.bsky.social
Jaded, tired asshole. Sometimes an artist.
🔞Horny on main, minors DNI🔞
If you want my SFW art/less unhinged behaviour, go to thunderwasp.bsky.social instead.
He/him, 33.
🔞Horny on main, minors DNI🔞
If you want my SFW art/less unhinged behaviour, go to thunderwasp.bsky.social instead.
He/him, 33.
If Pokémon were real and you were just an average trainer what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No mythicals or legendaries.)
Team 1 is what I would actually want, team 2 is what I'd realistically have access to but still vibe with
richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner
(Be as realistic as possible. No mythicals or legendaries.)
Team 1 is what I would actually want, team 2 is what I'd realistically have access to but still vibe with
richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If Pokémon were real and you were just an average trainer what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No mythicals or legendaries.)
Team 1 is what I would actually want, team 2 is what I'd realistically have access to but still vibe with
richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner
(Be as realistic as possible. No mythicals or legendaries.)
Team 1 is what I would actually want, team 2 is what I'd realistically have access to but still vibe with
richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner
The problem is, where the hell am I gonna fit 2 more pots of rapidly growing orchids when I barely have enough space for the ones I already got.
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The problem is, where the hell am I gonna fit 2 more pots of rapidly growing orchids when I barely have enough space for the ones I already got.
It's that time again. Look at my orchids!
This burrageara alkmaar has grown so stupid big and top heavy again that I'll have to cut it in half once the flower spikes dry out. Maybe there's enough to cut it into 3 separate plants, even.
This burrageara alkmaar has grown so stupid big and top heavy again that I'll have to cut it in half once the flower spikes dry out. Maybe there's enough to cut it into 3 separate plants, even.
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
It's that time again. Look at my orchids!
This burrageara alkmaar has grown so stupid big and top heavy again that I'll have to cut it in half once the flower spikes dry out. Maybe there's enough to cut it into 3 separate plants, even.
This burrageara alkmaar has grown so stupid big and top heavy again that I'll have to cut it in half once the flower spikes dry out. Maybe there's enough to cut it into 3 separate plants, even.
Stop what you are doing right now and look at my orchids
October 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Stop what you are doing right now and look at my orchids
Went to check what was making that loud banging noise on my balcony when I saw two great tits making a meal out of my sunflower. Shame the microphone didn't pick up the sound of them cracking the seeds against the railing.
September 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Went to check what was making that loud banging noise on my balcony when I saw two great tits making a meal out of my sunflower. Shame the microphone didn't pick up the sound of them cracking the seeds against the railing.
Did my phone calls, sent my e-mails, I deserve a nice dinner
September 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Did my phone calls, sent my e-mails, I deserve a nice dinner
I was initially skeptical about whether tomatillos were a good idea, but both plants are producing a surprising amount of fruit. Wasn't expecting them to outperform the peppers, but here we are.
September 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I was initially skeptical about whether tomatillos were a good idea, but both plants are producing a surprising amount of fruit. Wasn't expecting them to outperform the peppers, but here we are.
Felt silly and decided to make myself a tall glass of the fabled White Gilgamesh.
A mistake I won't be repeating anytime soon.
A mistake I won't be repeating anytime soon.
August 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Felt silly and decided to make myself a tall glass of the fabled White Gilgamesh.
A mistake I won't be repeating anytime soon.
A mistake I won't be repeating anytime soon.
Took the long way home today
June 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Took the long way home today
Went for a walk, saw some cows
June 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Went for a walk, saw some cows
Got bored at work waiting for a couple of coworkers to finish their shifts. Sat down and drew a Garchomp to pass the time.
June 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Got bored at work waiting for a couple of coworkers to finish their shifts. Sat down and drew a Garchomp to pass the time.
A couple of peppers are strong enough to be moved outside now, sunflowers are doing well and the potatoes are... Well, almost doing TOO good of a job. I need a bigger balcony.
June 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
A couple of peppers are strong enough to be moved outside now, sunflowers are doing well and the potatoes are... Well, almost doing TOO good of a job. I need a bigger balcony.
I'm gonna need to pot these tomatillos outside soon before they topple over, never expected them to get this stupid tall
June 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I'm gonna need to pot these tomatillos outside soon before they topple over, never expected them to get this stupid tall
You ever visit family and get so bored you actually pick up a pen and paper and start drawing again.
Anyway, when in doubt, Pokémon.
Anyway, when in doubt, Pokémon.
May 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
You ever visit family and get so bored you actually pick up a pen and paper and start drawing again.
Anyway, when in doubt, Pokémon.
Anyway, when in doubt, Pokémon.
I forgot how easy it is to make pan pizza. Turned out really good, though I got a little too excited and burned the roof of my mouth. Worth it though, loving how much mileage I'm getting out of my thick-bottomed stainless steel pan.
April 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I forgot how easy it is to make pan pizza. Turned out really good, though I got a little too excited and burned the roof of my mouth. Worth it though, loving how much mileage I'm getting out of my thick-bottomed stainless steel pan.
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Took my first proper crack at making some birkapörkölt, turned out alright
March 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Took my first proper crack at making some birkapörkölt, turned out alright
I've had several zygopetalum orchids over the years but managed to kill every single one of them, despite having a decent track record. Until today! Finally!
December 17, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I've had several zygopetalum orchids over the years but managed to kill every single one of them, despite having a decent track record. Until today! Finally!
Priorities in Tears of the Kingdom
December 7, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Priorities in Tears of the Kingdom
There's also these guys
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 AM
There's also these guys
Timeline cleanse, check out my cool ass orchids.
November 22, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Timeline cleanse, check out my cool ass orchids.