"Happy Memorial Day" tells me he has no clue what this day is about. And that's before I get to the rest of the nonsense.

I've never been a heavy presence on social media.

There are lots of places to shop that aren't malls. I like the Main Street of my small town, and online is convenient for what isn't in my small town.

I enjoy loose-leaf tea so much more than bagged. A little less convenient, but there is a flavor difference.

I might enjoy malls if there was something to do there besides shop. I'm not a recreational shopper, so it's rare I go to a mall.