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she/her 🌈🥦🖖🐝🍉 hygiene activist
making graphs occasionally
t-shirt mockup models need to unionize
August 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
nice to see a Longmont Potion Castle call trending
August 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
stunning flex by cloudflare
August 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
creating a wifi password so secure that it challenges my friendships
August 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
this is my new favorite misnomer
June 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
walmart's DIY aisle is crazy
June 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"the tariffs werent real"
okay, but
May 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
that time Devo made a Powerpuff Girls song
May 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
dictionaries just say shit that nobody has ever said
May 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
twitter is a hellscape but you do occasionally still get things like elon musk and grummz being cooked by the assassin's creed social media manager
March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
this is such a petty thing to lie about, paul

i know you used to want to be better than this—to put it all behind you and become a more well-adjusted person. i hope you didnt abandon that self-awareness during the ashes of creation days

is there seriously nothing else you wanna do with your time?
March 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the two ends of the "Gamer bedroom cleanliness" spectrum are equally disturbing and sad
March 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
sentiment analysis bypassed
grok has fallen
March 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
stupid sexy st sebastian
March 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
about to waste an hour in the computer lab
March 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i've distilled approximately 83% of contemporary troubleshooting into a flowchart:
February 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gamers,
February 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Gamers,
Baltimore 1971
February 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
just driving through a winter storm in a uhaul filled with my whole life
February 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
leaving every store like
February 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
im so curious about the demographic that saw youtube in 2006 as their opportunity to share random clips from As The World Turns
February 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
number go up
is this a good time to sell my eggs?
or should i hodl
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
if you ever feel bad about low engagement on your content—it cannot possibly be worse than this cryptobro's "blockchain music" podcast that ran weekly for a year with literally zero views. one hundred unheard hours.
January 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
January 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM