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Deece
@wasabiass.bsky.social
My name jegf
dick headed fuck
January 2, 2024 at 8:52 AM
gaming
December 27, 2023 at 9:22 AM
let the bradberries hit the floor let the bradberries hit the floor let the bradberries hit the floor let the bradberries hit the. . SLAMMMMIIIIINNNNNNNNNN
November 30, 2023 at 9:00 AM
i ate pisa
November 19, 2023 at 12:56 AM
dear marie. this is your final warning. i have reached the last straw and now i will be going into "joker mode". this means i will become a stand up comedian and get invited onto the "dr phil" show where i will fort nite dance on dr phillip head screwdriver and unlock the astral realm
November 9, 2023 at 7:51 AM
bitch. do not talk to me. i am trying to add an aldehyde to this amine to form an imine. and you're fucking distracting me. our relationship is like this iminium ion. it exists technically but is illegal and quickly forms equilibrium with the conjugate base (carlos next door)
November 9, 2023 at 7:49 AM
You guys have no idea how many crops i will grow. The entire city may florish with a cornucopia of fresh produce.
November 8, 2023 at 9:29 AM
just found out what hitler is... got to say he had a good idea but very poor execution
November 8, 2023 at 5:17 AM
as the spoinge once said: "hello mr krabs"
October 25, 2023 at 2:20 AM
coming home smelling like piss and sweat
October 22, 2023 at 11:18 PM
syrup enjoyer
October 22, 2023 at 8:15 AM
Real
October 21, 2023 at 5:45 AM
He will be cooked soon
October 21, 2023 at 5:45 AM
ssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooo memmmmee
October 20, 2023 at 3:08 AM
allow yourself to test your intelligence quotient ! sed
October 18, 2023 at 2:14 AM
The most dangerous shot
October 18, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by Deece
We are sorry to announce that, due to inflation, McDonald's burgers will no longer contain rat droppings.
October 16, 2023 at 12:23 AM
battery acid + corrosion inhibitor = crack
October 16, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Selfmade wellington
October 15, 2023 at 7:53 AM
Goy slop. Simply put
October 15, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Crack #crack
October 14, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Reposted by Deece
"If only there was a fun way to celebrate halloween!"

A cup of ayahuasca and a blu-ray copy of the Blair Witch Project:
October 13, 2023 at 7:53 PM
@thedevil.bsky.social bro why is god farting at 150kph over my city rn
October 13, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Do you wish to be next?
October 13, 2023 at 11:09 PM
709 dollars worth of food in current year
October 13, 2023 at 11:03 PM