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It’s not that simple - you also have to not go to work anywhere else. Imagine the willpower
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’d be a terrible campaign slogan, like you’d never put it on a banner or try to get people to chant it, but as a general statement of philosophy for TV hits and such it’s fine.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I mean “Afghan people and many other ethnicities are genetically evil” is a kind of consistency
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Did she post about the beach vow because that sounds like an intentional kind of fucked up
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Posts like this always imply there are several less stable people in the same situation who believe the robot got them pregnant
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Like I’m pretty sure there’s dark meat in there but they made damn sure it was stuck at the bottom
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“They do not belong to themselves, they belong to the creepy old hypocrite men who they are told speak for god and must be obeyed.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
She didn’t even get teased, she got a completely reasonable and cogent set of reasons why she got a bad grade from two separate graders.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Her 200 year old husband has a hard time digesting it, I bet you feel like a real jerk now
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
He really explored how the ass is a land of contrasts
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It did give us Kong Skull Island’s very funny riff on that trope.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
And Trump’s family is German, his Hitler dna must be off the charts
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I mean I've got a tv
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
A dark rebrand that somehow everyone ignored was A. A nickname he gave himself and B. Shamelessly bitten from Kill Bill
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If you had to live your life over again, how long would it take to get bored?
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When I look into the toilet it’s purple - purple and black!
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They have to mix in some classic oldies to keep the grandpas and grammas watching
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Rum and the lash are at record lows, gotta let them have something.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I bought 10 bitcoin in 2013 to buy weed on Silk Road and then sold the 3.1 I had left when it briefly cracked $1000, feeling very cocky about getting 2 oz of weed and still making like $1500 profit
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Innerspace was a documentary but Hollywood censored the parts where Dennis Quaid discovered the 4 humor theory was real
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yes but the other way around
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Blair got so mad he had to sit in the garage for a while.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM