Warren Oates
@warrenoatesgto.bsky.social
Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late…
“better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?”
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?”
I’m sorry. I don’t watch C(uck)BS.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m sorry. I don’t watch C(uck)BS.
What happened to Zeke?
He's dead on Jones, man
How about Dave?
OD'd on alcohol
Oh, what's Rock doing?
Oh, he's living with his mother
What about James?
He's gone straight.
He's dead on Jones, man
How about Dave?
OD'd on alcohol
Oh, what's Rock doing?
Oh, he's living with his mother
What about James?
He's gone straight.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What happened to Zeke?
He's dead on Jones, man
How about Dave?
OD'd on alcohol
Oh, what's Rock doing?
Oh, he's living with his mother
What about James?
He's gone straight.
He's dead on Jones, man
How about Dave?
OD'd on alcohol
Oh, what's Rock doing?
Oh, he's living with his mother
What about James?
He's gone straight.
Let the impeachment begin!
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Let the impeachment begin!
But what did he say about Charlie Kirk?!?!?!
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
But what did he say about Charlie Kirk?!?!?!
He was so young
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
He was so young
I’ll avoid getting conspiratorial but I’ll assume the half-baked “investigations” already announced will stop anything from being released but remember, it’s fake news, right?
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’ll avoid getting conspiratorial but I’ll assume the half-baked “investigations” already announced will stop anything from being released but remember, it’s fake news, right?
überrascht mich nicht
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
überrascht mich nicht
Gold spray paint & shit
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Gold spray paint & shit
I think he has private access to Unhinged Old Man Grok.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think he has private access to Unhinged Old Man Grok.
A real seasoned pro move in victim selection.
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
A real seasoned pro move in victim selection.
I’ll assume this is one of the few truths he’s ever said.
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’ll assume this is one of the few truths he’s ever said.
Didn’t he execute paper straws? Dude, he prefers plastic.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Didn’t he execute paper straws? Dude, he prefers plastic.
What about coming back from retirement?
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What about coming back from retirement?