Warpster 📎
@warpster.bsky.social
Sick and tired of total dicks running the world.
🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☮️🌎. #Resist
🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☮️🌎. #Resist
Here's a funny one... 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Here's a funny one... 😂
Both look confused.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Both look confused.
New haircut. Wet, apply styling mousse, tussle - done!
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New haircut. Wet, apply styling mousse, tussle - done!
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Trump is Commander in Chief of the military, yeah? Don't they have some concept in the military of "conduct unbecoming of an officer"? This is what Google AI tells me:
October 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Trump is Commander in Chief of the military, yeah? Don't they have some concept in the military of "conduct unbecoming of an officer"? This is what Google AI tells me:
I had to do it, too - with a special Sakura donut. When in Tokyo…
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I had to do it, too - with a special Sakura donut. When in Tokyo…
But my ability to express myself in Japanese is 💩.
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
But my ability to express myself in Japanese is 💩.
Not exactly keeping up her end of the conversation.
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not exactly keeping up her end of the conversation.
Snapped these while taking a spin on my broomstick recently. 🧹
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Snapped these while taking a spin on my broomstick recently. 🧹
残念ながら、まだ上手じゃありません。え-と、頑張っています！🤓🌸👍🏼
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
残念ながら、まだ上手じゃありません。え-と、頑張っています！🤓🌸👍🏼
Who is the most detestable member of the GOP? Tough question, huh? 🤔
Check out this odious, little worm, making a strenuous effort to not talk over the top of a woman impertinent enough to confront him with facts about US healthcare policy.
He's so proud of being born with a penis.
#MikeJohnson
Check out this odious, little worm, making a strenuous effort to not talk over the top of a woman impertinent enough to confront him with facts about US healthcare policy.
He's so proud of being born with a penis.
#MikeJohnson
October 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who is the most detestable member of the GOP? Tough question, huh? 🤔
Check out this odious, little worm, making a strenuous effort to not talk over the top of a woman impertinent enough to confront him with facts about US healthcare policy.
He's so proud of being born with a penis.
#MikeJohnson
Check out this odious, little worm, making a strenuous effort to not talk over the top of a woman impertinent enough to confront him with facts about US healthcare policy.
He's so proud of being born with a penis.
#MikeJohnson
I wish I’d written this.
September 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I wish I’d written this.
Whole squadrons of sycophants, scurrying about trying to placate this morose imbecile (from The Guardian):
September 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Whole squadrons of sycophants, scurrying about trying to placate this morose imbecile (from The Guardian):
Aside from everything hideous that the word represents, it's grab-bag style etymology suggests that it's been coined by people who think they are a lot cleverer than they actually are.
September 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Aside from everything hideous that the word represents, it's grab-bag style etymology suggests that it's been coined by people who think they are a lot cleverer than they actually are.
"Red Five standing by."
September 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Red Five standing by."
These survey results of Gen Z men and women were reported a few days before the murder of #CharlieKirk. Note the diametrically opposed results for "Being married" as an indicator of success, similarly "Having emotional stability".
And for shaping this generation? The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
And for shaping this generation? The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
September 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
These survey results of Gen Z men and women were reported a few days before the murder of #CharlieKirk. Note the diametrically opposed results for "Being married" as an indicator of success, similarly "Having emotional stability".
And for shaping this generation? The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
And for shaping this generation? The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
KEEP IT UP! More booing, more sky-writing, more trolling, more boycotting, more ridiculing.
September 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
KEEP IT UP! More booing, more sky-writing, more trolling, more boycotting, more ridiculing.
You know that notion that if you sat a chimp at a typewriter for eternity, it would eventually write "Hamlet"? Well, that's how I feel about Trump's presidency: maybe, if he had limitless time, he'd eventually carry out the presidency competently. But it's still only a "maybe".
Let's face it, it's:
Let's face it, it's:
September 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You know that notion that if you sat a chimp at a typewriter for eternity, it would eventually write "Hamlet"? Well, that's how I feel about Trump's presidency: maybe, if he had limitless time, he'd eventually carry out the presidency competently. But it's still only a "maybe".
Let's face it, it's:
Let's face it, it's:
Today in Melbourne. 🇵🇸
August 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Today in Melbourne. 🇵🇸
I have no idea what this means. 🤔🤷♀️
August 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I have no idea what this means. 🤔🤷♀️