Chris
@warped3oh8.bsky.social
Just me, the people & things I like, and shit I think is funny. o|||||||o 🏳️🌈, 🇺🇸 - 🚫🟠💩🤡. 8647
Went to San Diego this past weekend. Had a great time! I’ve never seen so many dogs in such a short amount of time lol!
June 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Went to San Diego this past weekend. Had a great time! I’ve never seen so many dogs in such a short amount of time lol!
Things we’re not doing in 2025:
1. Putting up with passive aggressive bullshit. Comparing energies 🙄 Here’s some energy: fuck off.
2. Turning me into a weapon for you to use against your boyfriend. If you’re that fkn miserable, leave him.
3. Being a friend when it’s convenient for you. Fuck off.
1. Putting up with passive aggressive bullshit. Comparing energies 🙄 Here’s some energy: fuck off.
2. Turning me into a weapon for you to use against your boyfriend. If you’re that fkn miserable, leave him.
3. Being a friend when it’s convenient for you. Fuck off.
May 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Things we’re not doing in 2025:
1. Putting up with passive aggressive bullshit. Comparing energies 🙄 Here’s some energy: fuck off.
2. Turning me into a weapon for you to use against your boyfriend. If you’re that fkn miserable, leave him.
3. Being a friend when it’s convenient for you. Fuck off.
1. Putting up with passive aggressive bullshit. Comparing energies 🙄 Here’s some energy: fuck off.
2. Turning me into a weapon for you to use against your boyfriend. If you’re that fkn miserable, leave him.
3. Being a friend when it’s convenient for you. Fuck off.
So I was given the “gift” of COVID and on 05/13, was knocked down by symptoms. It completely distracted me from the significance of 05/13, and saved me from making what would have likely been a painful mistake. The plans I had in my head for that day… Sigh.
The 13th is over. COVID can fuck off now.
The 13th is over. COVID can fuck off now.
May 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So I was given the “gift” of COVID and on 05/13, was knocked down by symptoms. It completely distracted me from the significance of 05/13, and saved me from making what would have likely been a painful mistake. The plans I had in my head for that day… Sigh.
The 13th is over. COVID can fuck off now.
The 13th is over. COVID can fuck off now.
Okay fr tho, the iced cherry chai from Starbucks is IT!
May 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Okay fr tho, the iced cherry chai from Starbucks is IT!
The Knights were robbed. Those were some shitty calls last night.
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The Knights were robbed. Those were some shitty calls last night.
The 2nd season of Andor so far is 50 shades of WOW. I’m trying my hardest not to binge it. #Andor #StarWars
a man wearing a striped shirt and tie is laying down with his eyes closed
ALT: a man wearing a striped shirt and tie is laying down with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Did I just see Tony Hawk in a CoQ10 commercial?!
May 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Did I just see Tony Hawk in a CoQ10 commercial?!
Possible camping trip over Memorial Day weekend. It’s been a shitty past couple of months. I need this trip.
May 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Possible camping trip over Memorial Day weekend. It’s been a shitty past couple of months. I need this trip.
The retail therapy is beyond out of control.
May 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The retail therapy is beyond out of control.
Last week was pretty rough and the retail therapy is out of control.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door and says fug it .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a door and says fug it .
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Last week was pretty rough and the retail therapy is out of control.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m far from a gym bro, but watching some of these guys is a crack up. Idk what dude was doing on the leg extension machine. Wish I could have gotten video lol
March 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Don’t get me wrong, I’m far from a gym bro, but watching some of these guys is a crack up. Idk what dude was doing on the leg extension machine. Wish I could have gotten video lol
Didn’t see that coming. 😞 #vaguepost
February 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Didn’t see that coming. 😞 #vaguepost
Whitney Houston - Greatest Love Of All (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by whitneyhoustonVEVO
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February 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The “Deluxe Anniversary Edition” of Whitney Houston’s The Greatest Love of All has backup singers that *completely* fuck up the song and then there’s some weird echo delay. #trash
February 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The “Deluxe Anniversary Edition” of Whitney Houston’s The Greatest Love of All has backup singers that *completely* fuck up the song and then there’s some weird echo delay. #trash
Thinking back X number of years ago (😬) to when I was playing EQ… man those were the days. Lower Guk trains from the Ghoul Lord all the way to the zone in and just sitting back by the Exec room or Arch Magi, watching and laughing my ass off reading the /shout channel 🤣🤣
#gamer #EverQuest #RallosZek
#gamer #EverQuest #RallosZek
February 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thinking back X number of years ago (😬) to when I was playing EQ… man those were the days. Lower Guk trains from the Ghoul Lord all the way to the zone in and just sitting back by the Exec room or Arch Magi, watching and laughing my ass off reading the /shout channel 🤣🤣
#gamer #EverQuest #RallosZek
#gamer #EverQuest #RallosZek
My boyfriend’s cat trying to be sneaky lol 🥰
February 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My boyfriend’s cat trying to be sneaky lol 🥰
Lmao a trash can will do it every time 🤣🤣
February 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Lmao a trash can will do it every time 🤣🤣