loren
@warm-fuzzy.bsky.social
I sedate my children with the sounds of Enya, like every great art teacher before me
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I sedate my children with the sounds of Enya, like every great art teacher before me
salt in wound to think of you
October 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
salt in wound to think of you
Ward Off The Time, by arcave
from the album I Weakened The Tide, But More Remained
arcave.bandcamp.com
September 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
why is spotify trying so damn hard to get me to listen to the goo goo dolls lately
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
why is spotify trying so damn hard to get me to listen to the goo goo dolls lately
I really can’t give my Spotify algo any credit whatsoever, because really all it had to do was figure out which one song I listen to on repeat every three weeks
September 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I really can’t give my Spotify algo any credit whatsoever, because really all it had to do was figure out which one song I listen to on repeat every three weeks
when their hinge profile says they’re looking for a gym buddy… ….. pass
September 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
when their hinge profile says they’re looking for a gym buddy… ….. pass
it’s not *my* fault that “best laid plans” by the beths is so good that I listened to it 35 times in the last six days
September 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
it’s not *my* fault that “best laid plans” by the beths is so good that I listened to it 35 times in the last six days
unfortunately, I’m not emotionally stable enough for this minor inconvenience
September 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
unfortunately, I’m not emotionally stable enough for this minor inconvenience
well that’s what we’re doing
September 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
well that’s what we’re doing
should I scroll recipe videos or listen to a money podcast or watch the devils plan or
August 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
should I scroll recipe videos or listen to a money podcast or watch the devils plan or
you can’t eat an ice cream when you’re burning in HELL
August 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
you can’t eat an ice cream when you’re burning in HELL
elementary school coworker trying to flirt with me: I *love* your back to school bulletin board
August 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
elementary school coworker trying to flirt with me: I *love* your back to school bulletin board
overpromise and overdeliver
August 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
overpromise and overdeliver
listening to the taskmaster podcast whilst applying mascara >>>> disaster
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
listening to the taskmaster podcast whilst applying mascara >>>> disaster
as much as I’d like to stay, I just want to go home
August 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
as much as I’d like to stay, I just want to go home
being a teacher means that, at 33, I am still getting anxious every year for the first day of school
August 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
being a teacher means that, at 33, I am still getting anxious every year for the first day of school
I am so proud of myself for waking up from my nap before 5pm
July 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I am so proud of myself for waking up from my nap before 5pm
it’s shorts season. and as ashley judd once said, I have a hungry bottom
July 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
it’s shorts season. and as ashley judd once said, I have a hungry bottom
the pattern is the pattern
July 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the pattern is the pattern
i’ve started rejecting men on hinge if they mention wanting to traveling to japan in their profile. do with that what you will
July 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i’ve started rejecting men on hinge if they mention wanting to traveling to japan in their profile. do with that what you will
got my dry goods and my wet bads
July 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
got my dry goods and my wet bads
cooking tip: when in doubt, go for the blues clues family of spices
July 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
cooking tip: when in doubt, go for the blues clues family of spices
and I’m always saying that
July 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
and I’m always saying that