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David Guymer
@warlordguymer.bsky.social
Average painter, feared tabletop general, and heroic fantasy writer
7 years ago today (thank you Facebook!), I had to fill in for Brian Blessed for the day.

I miss the Black Library Weekenders.
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
For the first time in ten years, the blackthorn in the garden has actually fruited. They’re good for more than just sticking in gin, right?
October 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is no form of physiotherapy that I am familiar with…
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The Orcs have the ball, but Gutter Runners still gotta Gutter Runner
August 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My Stormvermin comes off worst from his encounter with a Goblin…
August 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And then fails his first Going For It roll (p.s. we all still call it that)…
August 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
An early drive up the pitch.

The Skaven Thrower hands off to the Gutter Runner, who breaks away from his marker, burning up the field…
August 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My Underworld Denizens line up for their first 7s match against an Orc side…
August 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
First bit of hobby I’ve managed in about six months. It felt good to stretch those old painting muscles. Helped considerably by my Underworld Denizens having their first big game next Saturday
August 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I have a long commute and survive off Libby audiobooks, but their collection is spotty to say the least.

So picture my delight at finding a complete trilogy!
August 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
August 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Rooting through my filing cabinet, and unearthed this gem - all of the planning I did for Hamilcar: Champion of the Gods on one gloriously scribbled page.

And no, I can’t read it either.
July 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The fuck?
July 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Guardian is playing coy with what the bad word was, but his “biggest load we’ve ever seen” did bring out my inner teenager
June 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Human catcher
June 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
June 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Filling out the dreaded W-8BEN form for US-based income, and wondering if even the tax lawyers know which Contracting State is a Contracting State and which Contracting State is the other Contracting State...
June 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Every day’s a work day
May 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Do you ever get the feeling that scammers just aren't trying anymore?
May 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
My shaman and his familiar (smooshing the Beastman Bounty Hunters and Dark Cultist rules) are ready for action and I’m pretty pleased with them. I feel there should be OSL on the familiar’s base. Where can I learn about this witchcraft?

#warhammercommunity
May 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oh, that’s hilarious though…

OF COURSE the AI answer to how to get rid of the AI in your search results is incorrect
May 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
How ironic…
May 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I have lost all faith in humanity…

It wasn’t terrible, by any means, but it was disjointed, inconclusive, weirdly neglectful of Matt’s character and backstory, and after a very strong 3-4 episodes kind of crumpled in on itself.
May 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Manglorr the Sump Chosen, ready to take on the Underhive in our Dark Uprising campaign
May 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Post a God tier game you played as a child
April 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM