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But evil yuri cultivators,,, are they doing women wrongs and crimes 🥺
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
But evil yuri cultivators,,, are they doing women wrongs and crimes 🥺
Yes? Please?
December 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yes? Please?
Learns a LOT about himself real quick as he is shoved to the floor of his lair.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Learns a LOT about himself real quick as he is shoved to the floor of his lair.
LWJ is frozen.
“First?”
“I guarded it so well!”
“….”
“Oh come on you believed me? I was not going around kissing random people Lz. Then you know- never came up until you stole my first-.”
WWX is kissed again, he finds himself shocked at how excited and euphoric he feels about it.
“First?”
“I guarded it so well!”
“….”
“Oh come on you believed me? I was not going around kissing random people Lz. Then you know- never came up until you stole my first-.”
WWX is kissed again, he finds himself shocked at how excited and euphoric he feels about it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
LWJ is frozen.
“First?”
“I guarded it so well!”
“….”
“Oh come on you believed me? I was not going around kissing random people Lz. Then you know- never came up until you stole my first-.”
WWX is kissed again, he finds himself shocked at how excited and euphoric he feels about it.
“First?”
“I guarded it so well!”
“….”
“Oh come on you believed me? I was not going around kissing random people Lz. Then you know- never came up until you stole my first-.”
WWX is kissed again, he finds himself shocked at how excited and euphoric he feels about it.
WWX is beyond elated, he is cackling, howling. Not getting off LWJ’s lap.
“I can’t believe- the greatest hero in the world- would be so low to steal another Heroes first kiss! I was blindfolded- they call me a menace!!”
“I can’t believe- the greatest hero in the world- would be so low to steal another Heroes first kiss! I was blindfolded- they call me a menace!!”
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
WWX is beyond elated, he is cackling, howling. Not getting off LWJ’s lap.
“I can’t believe- the greatest hero in the world- would be so low to steal another Heroes first kiss! I was blindfolded- they call me a menace!!”
“I can’t believe- the greatest hero in the world- would be so low to steal another Heroes first kiss! I was blindfolded- they call me a menace!!”
The Juinors walk into the building to hear- “YOU FIEND! YOU THIEF! IT WAS YOU! YOU STOLE IT! I GUARDED IT SO WELL AND YOU COME IN AND STEAL IT?! The GALL!!!”
They decide today is not the day and leave.
They decide today is not the day and leave.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The Juinors walk into the building to hear- “YOU FIEND! YOU THIEF! IT WAS YOU! YOU STOLE IT! I GUARDED IT SO WELL AND YOU COME IN AND STEAL IT?! The GALL!!!”
They decide today is not the day and leave.
They decide today is not the day and leave.
Once upon a time before he really came to his own as the YLLZ he was being a cocky little shit and fighting with a blindfold on! Some maiden had taken his first kiss- BUT AS THIS KISS DEEPENS IT MIGHT OF NOT BEEN A MAIDEN?!
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Once upon a time before he really came to his own as the YLLZ he was being a cocky little shit and fighting with a blindfold on! Some maiden had taken his first kiss- BUT AS THIS KISS DEEPENS IT MIGHT OF NOT BEEN A MAIDEN?!
In defense of LWJ, he does not break it….. At first. WWX is close enough for him to steal the kiss but he is breaking it to deepen it (again- thank you Indigo for the idea)- WWX is shook - melting- then realizing something
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
In defense of LWJ, he does not break it….. At first. WWX is close enough for him to steal the kiss but he is breaking it to deepen it (again- thank you Indigo for the idea)- WWX is shook - melting- then realizing something
He is unsuccessful.
BUT LWJ does snap one day. WWX barely has him bound, it is basically sewing string (thank you Indigo)- but WWX is dramatically lounged going “be a good boy and don’t break it” bc he is a shit and absolutely booping this man’s nose.
BUT LWJ does snap one day. WWX barely has him bound, it is basically sewing string (thank you Indigo)- but WWX is dramatically lounged going “be a good boy and don’t break it” bc he is a shit and absolutely booping this man’s nose.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
He is unsuccessful.
BUT LWJ does snap one day. WWX barely has him bound, it is basically sewing string (thank you Indigo)- but WWX is dramatically lounged going “be a good boy and don’t break it” bc he is a shit and absolutely booping this man’s nose.
BUT LWJ does snap one day. WWX barely has him bound, it is basically sewing string (thank you Indigo)- but WWX is dramatically lounged going “be a good boy and don’t break it” bc he is a shit and absolutely booping this man’s nose.
Hilariously enough ofc the Juinors picked up on it- and are much more cautious and take their time rescuing LWJ. As long as they get their lessons in they are FINE.
But LSZ is trying to get his dad to please be normal and ask the villain out on a date like a normal person
But LSZ is trying to get his dad to please be normal and ask the villain out on a date like a normal person
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Hilariously enough ofc the Juinors picked up on it- and are much more cautious and take their time rescuing LWJ. As long as they get their lessons in they are FINE.
But LSZ is trying to get his dad to please be normal and ask the villain out on a date like a normal person
But LSZ is trying to get his dad to please be normal and ask the villain out on a date like a normal person
ExTREMELY pointed. Bc LWJ knows it is him, he is going to milk that. He is going to dramatically practice his flopping on LWJ’s lap and draping himself all over LWJ.
“Being a dad Chilled you out Lan Zhan!! You use to hate me doing this!” He laughs.
LWJ is on a fucking THREAD
“Being a dad Chilled you out Lan Zhan!! You use to hate me doing this!” He laughs.
LWJ is on a fucking THREAD
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
ExTREMELY pointed. Bc LWJ knows it is him, he is going to milk that. He is going to dramatically practice his flopping on LWJ’s lap and draping himself all over LWJ.
“Being a dad Chilled you out Lan Zhan!! You use to hate me doing this!” He laughs.
LWJ is on a fucking THREAD
“Being a dad Chilled you out Lan Zhan!! You use to hate me doing this!” He laughs.
LWJ is on a fucking THREAD
LWJ is kinda relieved WWX is willing to keep being friends but still trying to figure out if WWX is ok, why he faked his death- where has he been? While WWX learns LWJ is a dad, who is new on the council, how LWJ still has rabbits and plays music.
His teasing is also,,,
His teasing is also,,,
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
LWJ is kinda relieved WWX is willing to keep being friends but still trying to figure out if WWX is ok, why he faked his death- where has he been? While WWX learns LWJ is a dad, who is new on the council, how LWJ still has rabbits and plays music.
His teasing is also,,,
His teasing is also,,,
Mild crisis,, followed by a slight softening as WWX grapples with LWJ knowing and letting him continue. Now the kidnappings are more openly them catching up while in WWX’s lair. Goofier ways of binding LWJ, WWX being more himself.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Mild crisis,, followed by a slight softening as WWX grapples with LWJ knowing and letting him continue. Now the kidnappings are more openly them catching up while in WWX’s lair. Goofier ways of binding LWJ, WWX being more himself.
But I also think eventually the gig is up and LWJ does reveal he knows WWX is WWX. I think a breaking of his bonds and catching WWX or saving him. An exasperated “Wei Ying”
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
But I also think eventually the gig is up and LWJ does reveal he knows WWX is WWX. I think a breaking of his bonds and catching WWX or saving him. An exasperated “Wei Ying”
Well fine then! He ends up making LWJ a regular. No doubt the hero is just also trying to not blow his cover but if anyone can push the right buttons it is WWX!
(Spoilers: it doesn’t work)
(Spoilers: it doesn’t work)
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Well fine then! He ends up making LWJ a regular. No doubt the hero is just also trying to not blow his cover but if anyone can push the right buttons it is WWX!
(Spoilers: it doesn’t work)
(Spoilers: it doesn’t work)
Y’all it is goofy. It is so funny. It is WWX trying to tease his old friend and pouting when it doesn’t work.
LWJ use to hate WWX draped all over him!!! Now some STRANGER (him) is doing it and LWJ is fine?!
LWJ use to hate WWX draped all over him!!! Now some STRANGER (him) is doing it and LWJ is fine?!
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Y’all it is goofy. It is so funny. It is WWX trying to tease his old friend and pouting when it doesn’t work.
LWJ use to hate WWX draped all over him!!! Now some STRANGER (him) is doing it and LWJ is fine?!
LWJ use to hate WWX draped all over him!!! Now some STRANGER (him) is doing it and LWJ is fine?!
WWX though for as shocked as he is…. Kinda also wants to take the time to reconnect with his old friend so he does go through to also not blow his cover.
Though if he is willfully being ignorant or really thinks he fooled LWJ- up for debate
Though if he is willfully being ignorant or really thinks he fooled LWJ- up for debate
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
WWX though for as shocked as he is…. Kinda also wants to take the time to reconnect with his old friend so he does go through to also not blow his cover.
Though if he is willfully being ignorant or really thinks he fooled LWJ- up for debate
Though if he is willfully being ignorant or really thinks he fooled LWJ- up for debate
So it isn’t hard to get in the right position and scoot a civilian out of the way.
Get himself scooped.
To say he shocked 3 people is a privately proud moment of his.
Get himself scooped.
To say he shocked 3 people is a privately proud moment of his.
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
So it isn’t hard to get in the right position and scoot a civilian out of the way.
Get himself scooped.
To say he shocked 3 people is a privately proud moment of his.
Get himself scooped.
To say he shocked 3 people is a privately proud moment of his.
And you have to understand it is so funny to me- he intentionally gets “kidnapped” as a “hostage”. It happens. Honestly WWX’s previous victims will admit they had a pleasant time. He had snacks and a nice place for them to sit.
LWJ knows WWX a bit to well
LWJ knows WWX a bit to well
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
And you have to understand it is so funny to me- he intentionally gets “kidnapped” as a “hostage”. It happens. Honestly WWX’s previous victims will admit they had a pleasant time. He had snacks and a nice place for them to sit.
LWJ knows WWX a bit to well
LWJ knows WWX a bit to well
And his wait is rewarded with well- seeing the Villain his son and friends have been mentioning.
He knows it is WWX. He grew up as a hero with this over dramatic guy. The theatrics- the jokes. He knows this inventor is WWX.
He knows it is WWX. He grew up as a hero with this over dramatic guy. The theatrics- the jokes. He knows this inventor is WWX.
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
And his wait is rewarded with well- seeing the Villain his son and friends have been mentioning.
He knows it is WWX. He grew up as a hero with this over dramatic guy. The theatrics- the jokes. He knows this inventor is WWX.
He knows it is WWX. He grew up as a hero with this over dramatic guy. The theatrics- the jokes. He knows this inventor is WWX.
Hello- due to friends encouragement I do have more bless-
LWJ does stick around longer but not in a hero capacity. More takes a break from HGJ. He just… he wants to see if WWX will come back
LWJ does stick around longer but not in a hero capacity. More takes a break from HGJ. He just… he wants to see if WWX will come back
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hello- due to friends encouragement I do have more bless-
LWJ does stick around longer but not in a hero capacity. More takes a break from HGJ. He just… he wants to see if WWX will come back
LWJ does stick around longer but not in a hero capacity. More takes a break from HGJ. He just… he wants to see if WWX will come back
This feels like Post story someone trying to retell the WWX story on the streets- somewhere with in ear shot where WWX is sobbing with laughter doubled over on LWJ going “NO ONE TOLD ME I WAS AN IMMORTAL HA!”
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This feels like Post story someone trying to retell the WWX story on the streets- somewhere with in ear shot where WWX is sobbing with laughter doubled over on LWJ going “NO ONE TOLD ME I WAS AN IMMORTAL HA!”
She is cold,,, it is her blanket
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
She is cold,,, it is her blanket
Oh yeah full agree. The name might change with names bc it feels like renaming things is the biggest part of trends but if ripped jeans and various raises of jeans stuck as long as they have I don’t see why these won’t even if they fall off trend
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Oh yeah full agree. The name might change with names bc it feels like renaming things is the biggest part of trends but if ripped jeans and various raises of jeans stuck as long as they have I don’t see why these won’t even if they fall off trend