Wario Bleeds For You
@wariobleedsforyou.bsky.social
Waaaaaaaaaah! It burns! But I'll do anything for you greedy little chumps, including bleeding! Waahahah! Ooooh, owww! Ow! Ouch! WAAAAHHHHH!
WAHAHAH! WAHOHOHOHO! Happy fashionably late New Year, you little chumps!
Ehhh, sorry for being gone for a little while! I was dealing with this green man who's been stalking me!
Anyways, what you're here for! This time, I went to the BEEEST place for this: THE SIDEWALK! WOAH! OWW! YOWCH! IT BURNS!
Ehhh, sorry for being gone for a little while! I was dealing with this green man who's been stalking me!
Anyways, what you're here for! This time, I went to the BEEEST place for this: THE SIDEWALK! WOAH! OWW! YOWCH! IT BURNS!
January 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
WAHAHAH! WAHOHOHOHO! Happy fashionably late New Year, you little chumps!
Ehhh, sorry for being gone for a little while! I was dealing with this green man who's been stalking me!
Anyways, what you're here for! This time, I went to the BEEEST place for this: THE SIDEWALK! WOAH! OWW! YOWCH! IT BURNS!
Ehhh, sorry for being gone for a little while! I was dealing with this green man who's been stalking me!
Anyways, what you're here for! This time, I went to the BEEEST place for this: THE SIDEWALK! WOAH! OWW! YOWCH! IT BURNS!
Woahohoh! What'sa... What'sa this? *distinct guttural war cry* *wrenchblasting ensues* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Woahohoh! What'sa... What'sa this? *distinct guttural war cry* *wrenchblasting ensues* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reposted by Wario Bleeds For You
@wariobleedsforyou.bsky.social HI WARIO!! I’m a huge fan so I drew you some fan art! This is my first time doodling you so I hope you like it! :D
November 24, 2024 at 8:59 AM
@wariobleedsforyou.bsky.social HI WARIO!! I’m a huge fan so I drew you some fan art! This is my first time doodling you so I hope you like it! :D
WUUUHHHHOAHHH!!!! HOOOLyyy MICROGAMES! What a WAAAAHnderful art piece of ME!!!! WOAAHHHH!!!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!! I just HAVE to repay you!!!
WAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS SO BAD!!! WOOHOO! OWWW!!! OUCH OUUUCH!!!! IT HURTS!!! HOOO!!! OWOWOWWWW!!!!!!! OOUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!
...I'll be taking that crepe now!! YUM!!
WAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS SO BAD!!! WOOHOO! OWWW!!! OUCH OUUUCH!!!! IT HURTS!!! HOOO!!! OWOWOWWWW!!!!!!! OOUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!
...I'll be taking that crepe now!! YUM!!
December 1, 2024 at 7:27 AM
WUUUHHHHOAHHH!!!! HOOOLyyy MICROGAMES! What a WAAAAHnderful art piece of ME!!!! WOAAHHHH!!!! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!! I just HAVE to repay you!!!
WAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS SO BAD!!! WOOHOO! OWWW!!! OUCH OUUUCH!!!! IT HURTS!!! HOOO!!! OWOWOWWWW!!!!!!! OOUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!
...I'll be taking that crepe now!! YUM!!
WAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS SO BAD!!! WOOHOO! OWWW!!! OUCH OUUUCH!!!! IT HURTS!!! HOOO!!! OWOWOWWWW!!!!!!! OOUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!
...I'll be taking that crepe now!! YUM!!
WOOHOO!!! Sorry, dear WAAAAAAAAHHHFFFTTT-ERRRIFIC friends (and foes!)! I was simply... To put it lightly: under the weather! But have no fear, for the local hospital has hooked me up! WAAAHAHAHAHA, YEAH!
Now, how about I bleed??
WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OWWW!!! OUUUCH! OOF! OW! OUWWCCHHIIEEE!!!! OHH MY GOD!
Now, how about I bleed??
WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OWWW!!! OUUUCH! OOF! OW! OUWWCCHHIIEEE!!!! OHH MY GOD!
December 1, 2024 at 7:24 AM
WOOHOO!!! Sorry, dear WAAAAAAAAHHHFFFTTT-ERRRIFIC friends (and foes!)! I was simply... To put it lightly: under the weather! But have no fear, for the local hospital has hooked me up! WAAAHAHAHAHA, YEAH!
Now, how about I bleed??
WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OWWW!!! OUUUCH! OOF! OW! OUWWCCHHIIEEE!!!! OHH MY GOD!
Now, how about I bleed??
WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OWWW!!! OUUUCH! OOF! OW! OUWWCCHHIIEEE!!!! OHH MY GOD!
@gallusgremlin.bsky.social @notrealbot.bsky.social you will meet a fate most WARIOiffic! I'm on my way!
November 21, 2024 at 11:05 PM
@gallusgremlin.bsky.social @notrealbot.bsky.social you will meet a fate most WARIOiffic! I'm on my way!
WOAH!! OOOHHHH MY GODDDD!
Some strange STINKWADS from DIIIISCOOOORD appear to have TAKEN NOTICE OF ME!
I suppose this calls for a VERY SPECIAL BLEED!
WAAAHHH! OHHHH!!! IT BURNS! WOAH! WOAAAH! OWWW! WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OW! OUCHIE! OUCH! WAAAAHHHH! OHHHH MY GODDDD! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
That enough for you?
Some strange STINKWADS from DIIIISCOOOORD appear to have TAKEN NOTICE OF ME!
I suppose this calls for a VERY SPECIAL BLEED!
WAAAHHH! OHHHH!!! IT BURNS! WOAH! WOAAAH! OWWW! WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OW! OUCHIE! OUCH! WAAAAHHHH! OHHHH MY GODDDD! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
That enough for you?
November 21, 2024 at 10:45 PM
WOAH!! OOOHHHH MY GODDDD!
Some strange STINKWADS from DIIIISCOOOORD appear to have TAKEN NOTICE OF ME!
I suppose this calls for a VERY SPECIAL BLEED!
WAAAHHH! OHHHH!!! IT BURNS! WOAH! WOAAAH! OWWW! WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OW! OUCHIE! OUCH! WAAAAHHHH! OHHHH MY GODDDD! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
That enough for you?
Some strange STINKWADS from DIIIISCOOOORD appear to have TAKEN NOTICE OF ME!
I suppose this calls for a VERY SPECIAL BLEED!
WAAAHHH! OHHHH!!! IT BURNS! WOAH! WOAAAH! OWWW! WAAAAAAAAHHHH! OW! OUCHIE! OUCH! WAAAAHHHH! OHHHH MY GODDDD! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
That enough for you?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OOOOOH NOOOOOOO! I'MMA BLEEDING! WAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! OWWW! OUCH! WAAAHHHH! QUICK!! I NEED A BANDAGE! HOHOHO, OOOOWWWWW!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
November 11, 2024 at 9:35 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OOOOOH NOOOOOOO! I'MMA BLEEDING! WAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! OWWW! OUCH! WAAAHHHH! QUICK!! I NEED A BANDAGE! HOHOHO, OOOOWWWWW!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
WAAAAHHH! You LOVE me?! I guess that means I just HAAAAVE to BLEED for you some MORE! Ok, let me get ready, and...
AAAAHHH! OWWWW! UUUURGH! WAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OW OW OW!!!! BURN! BURNING! OOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phew! Almost didn't make it there! WAHAH!
AAAAHHH! OWWWW! UUUURGH! WAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OW OW OW!!!! BURN! BURNING! OOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phew! Almost didn't make it there! WAHAH!
November 8, 2024 at 9:29 AM
WAAAAHHH! You LOVE me?! I guess that means I just HAAAAVE to BLEED for you some MORE! Ok, let me get ready, and...
AAAAHHH! OWWWW! UUUURGH! WAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OW OW OW!!!! BURN! BURNING! OOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phew! Almost didn't make it there! WAHAH!
AAAAHHH! OWWWW! UUUURGH! WAAAAAAHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OW OW OW!!!! BURN! BURNING! OOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phew! Almost didn't make it there! WAHAH!
To my greatest, most LARGEST fan! @warioware-inc.bsky.social! You deserve the biggest, BESTEST bleed! Ok, here goes!
WAAAHHHH! OWWW! OUCH! WAAAAAAAAHHH! IT BURNS SO BAD! WAHAHAH! WAAAAAH! OWWWW OUCH OUCH OW!
Hope that's enough for you, CHUMP! Now, I must get back to my microgames! WAH! WARIO OUT!
WAAAHHHH! OWWW! OUCH! WAAAAAAAAHHH! IT BURNS SO BAD! WAHAHAH! WAAAAAH! OWWWW OUCH OUCH OW!
Hope that's enough for you, CHUMP! Now, I must get back to my microgames! WAH! WARIO OUT!
November 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
To my greatest, most LARGEST fan! @warioware-inc.bsky.social! You deserve the biggest, BESTEST bleed! Ok, here goes!
WAAAHHHH! OWWW! OUCH! WAAAAAAAAHHH! IT BURNS SO BAD! WAHAHAH! WAAAAAH! OWWWW OUCH OUCH OW!
Hope that's enough for you, CHUMP! Now, I must get back to my microgames! WAH! WARIO OUT!
WAAAHHHH! OWWW! OUCH! WAAAAAAAAHHH! IT BURNS SO BAD! WAHAHAH! WAAAAAH! OWWWW OUCH OUCH OW!
Hope that's enough for you, CHUMP! Now, I must get back to my microgames! WAH! WARIO OUT!