Warglepus
@warglepus.bsky.social
Chaotic tentacle loving gay nerd and blahaj aficionado.
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Warglepus
@warglepus.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Reintroduction thread:
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Chicago ish
Interests: Video Games, anime, MtG, kpop, plushies, board games, crafty things, general nerdery
Vocation: Retail nonsense
Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Chicago ish
Interests: Video Games, anime, MtG, kpop, plushies, board games, crafty things, general nerdery
Vocation: Retail nonsense
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed
I think I need to clean my lens but I actually like the soft vibes (Sharkie says hi)
I think I need to clean my lens but I actually like the soft vibes (Sharkie says hi)
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed
I think I need to clean my lens but I actually like the soft vibes (Sharkie says hi)
I think I need to clean my lens but I actually like the soft vibes (Sharkie says hi)
When you discover shitting yourself and the game rewards you for it
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When you discover shitting yourself and the game rewards you for it
Yooooooo Marvel Tokon invite! 🥳🥳🥳🥳💪
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Yooooooo Marvel Tokon invite! 🥳🥳🥳🥳💪
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Post your favorite beanie baby.
Joining the Gooch gang featuring a Wiggly
Joining the Gooch gang featuring a Wiggly
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Post your favorite beanie baby.
Joining the Gooch gang featuring a Wiggly
Joining the Gooch gang featuring a Wiggly
Wondering how much of a show I just gave that lady walking her dog in our parking lot getting down to the end of my song
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wondering how much of a show I just gave that lady walking her dog in our parking lot getting down to the end of my song
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November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by Warglepus
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
One of my work moms is starting to plan her retirement for next year 🥲
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One of my work moms is starting to plan her retirement for next year 🥲
Additional Goose updates
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Additional Goose updates
ARE SPORTS GOOD ACTUALLY?!
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
ARE SPORTS GOOD ACTUALLY?!
100 soups and 50 grilled cheeses may be the only thing that could fix me
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
100 soups and 50 grilled cheeses may be the only thing that could fix me
How many times a day is your job supposed to make you consider killing yourself in front of everyone and changing the trajectory of their whole lives?
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
How many times a day is your job supposed to make you consider killing yourself in front of everyone and changing the trajectory of their whole lives?
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Also love the names of these Gashapon
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Also love the names of these Gashapon
Boyfriends hate my whimsy. Counters and typals and graveyard only from now on. 😔
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Boyfriends hate my whimsy. Counters and typals and graveyard only from now on. 😔
Ok at this point I must ask does China love geese or is this a weird ploy to target one random white boy in America and make him hyper focus?
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Ok at this point I must ask does China love geese or is this a weird ploy to target one random white boy in America and make him hyper focus?
It's time to serve, let's go gang
(Help the creator is 90% sliders my greatest enemy)
(Help the creator is 90% sliders my greatest enemy)
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's time to serve, let's go gang
(Help the creator is 90% sliders my greatest enemy)
(Help the creator is 90% sliders my greatest enemy)
6 days in a row, but my silly little new game is out soon 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
6 days in a row, but my silly little new game is out soon 🫠
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November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Last 4 Games
Can't say I don't have range
Can't say I don't have range
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Last 4 Games
Can't say I don't have range
Can't say I don't have range
Irene and Bosco planning an MtG channel, we truly have some light left in this timeline 🙏
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Irene and Bosco planning an MtG channel, we truly have some light left in this timeline 🙏
My hands are disintegrating and it isn't even full on winter yet. Apologies to everyone who I touch for the foreseeable future 😭
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My hands are disintegrating and it isn't even full on winter yet. Apologies to everyone who I touch for the foreseeable future 😭
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Monday is just another day to rise and grind
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Monday is just another day to rise and grind
Hairy tummy appreciation post
Appreciation please, I'm needy
Appreciation please, I'm needy
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hairy tummy appreciation post
Appreciation please, I'm needy
Appreciation please, I'm needy