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warblgarbl.bsky.social
@warblgarbl.bsky.social
Swamp Ass Season Survivor
triple sleeving my tarot deck
July 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Huffing Bod Man Body Spray and listening to Flobots.
April 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Carbonated Coconut Water.
April 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Spiral Honey BBQ Fritos would fix me.
April 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Built like a fullback in an empty backfield world.
April 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
February 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The idea that a dev created Calamity Bert and put him into teams as a default sticker pack is so funny to me.
February 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Grabbed a PBJ at the pizzeria.
February 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I was listening to Drug Church and it made me think of one of the worst nights of my life (fondly). Extra points if you can guess the song.
February 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I constantly feel the urge to be creative but have no outlet.
February 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
White people tacos with pace picante.
February 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Have y'all realized that dairy cows are all FEMALE. This is just big government pushing DEI IDEALS. At Jacob's Raw Milk Ranch we source all of our milk from strong American longhorn bulls. None of those cucked steers or FEMALES!
January 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Jesus Christ, why is bluesky full of boomer memes?
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Got a new mug set for Christmas so I could serve people nice cups. The inaugural cup was El Salvador HG Santa Isabel from Barrett's coffee in Austin TX.
January 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If I accomplish anything in this life, it will be keeping my wife away from a chiropractor.
January 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Welp, deleted Twitter. It was a good 15 years but I couldn't do it anymore.
January 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One time a friend invited my wife and I over for dinner. I thought it would be fun to make dirt pudding. I made a ton of pudding and added crushed Oreos and gummy worms. I was not informed it was a fancy dinner party for like 10 couples and I brought the most childish dessert.
January 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Is TWIABP just Tiger's Jaw for people who like jam bands?
January 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Clean pants mean a lot to a guy who shits on the floor.
January 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I saw Carhartt pants at a Nordstrom and it felt like stolen valor.
December 11, 2024 at 2:46 PM
.@npr being sponsored by Better Help is pretty fucked up because they know we're all super depressed.
December 7, 2024 at 9:16 PM
And what's great about America is we get to do our assassinations with real guns and not contraptions.

www.cnn.com/2024/12/04/u...
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Anti-fascist K-Pop
December 3, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Trying to get back in the swing of things and be more consistent.
December 3, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Trying out this ink for the first time. It's pretty reasonably priced and brown sounds cool for an every day ink. I've previously used green and violet for my usual note taking and this might be more professional.
November 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM