These shoes look like they just wanna die.

Oh my gawd. I can't unsee that. 😂

Now I'm gonna start wearing wool sweaters exclusively from gay sheep to own the bigots.

Life goals

Kegsbreath is a special kind of stupid.

Someone check on Patel. He looks like he's spiraling.

If someone ever decides to throw the book at this guy, I hope it's a thesaurus.

"we need to be nicer to men" bro I was assaulted by a guy at work, and when I filed a complaint with corporate, I got transferred to a location in a different county with less customers so I couldn't make commission. Dude got to stay where he was because they didn't want it to affect his income.

Miller's probably having an aneurysm.

Mamdani is like the nurse at an inpatient mental health facility who can talk even the most hostile and ornery patients into taking their meds. Trump is the dementia patient who's started introducing Mamdani as his buddy from high school.

Nobody looks at JD that way. Nobody.

these comments are killing me 🤣

I'm stealing this. *yoink* I stole it.

If Americans are like his children, why are we constantly getting fucked by him and his rich friends? ...oh, right. That's exactly what he does to kids. Silly me.

Earnestly praying for your safety, peace, and divine favor as you step into the lion's den. Know that you have the continued support of countless Americans, many of whom have never even set foot in NYC. You got this.

"sir, this is a Wendy's..."

congratulations on your success! that's an accomplishment you should be very proud of. upsetting the misogynists is just a bonus.

oh I'm sure he's just having another stroke. it's fine. he's fine.