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War and Peas 🧿
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🌹 Comics by Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz 🌹

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch stands in her bedroom, surrounded by several witch hats placed on her bed. She says, "I have a date later, but I forgot which one of my hats has an irresistibility spell on it..." Panel 2: The witch holds up one of her hats and asks, "What about this one?" Panel 3: Her black cat, Lord Nibbles, looks up at her and says, "I only feel compelled to give you 50% off all lobster dishes." Panel 4: The witch takes off the hat and says, "Ah great! My Seafood Shack hat. Been looking for this one."
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk, hands clasped. Death: “Every Friday, from 10 to 12, I have office hours.” Panel 2: A ghost appears with a question: “I wanted to see how my cat is doing.” Panel 3: Death checks his computer. Death: “Ah, Mr. Franklin. You died alone in your apartment, three days ago?” Ghost: “Yes.” Panel 4: Death: “Okay, let’s check in on Mr. Fluffles.” Panel 5: Death (looking at screen) Ghost: “What?” Panel 6: Death (grim): “Let’s just say, he’s not hungry.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Ok, we know this is weird because we usually post in fine English only but this post is solely for German speakers – who as everyone knows need humor more than any other people.

Leute, es ist soweit! Unser erster Kalender ist draußen und er ist, nun ja, ein VOLLTREFFER!
Kalenderblatt für April 2026, KW 15, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine Pressekonferenz mit grünen Aliens. Ein Journalist fragt 'Jesus? Supertyp!' und erwähnt, dass die Menschheit seit Jahrhunderten auf seine Wiederkunft wartet. Die Aliens antworten skeptisch 'Ach ja? Zu uns kommt er jedes Jahr' und 'Dann gibt's Plätzchen. Und bei euch so?' Die letzte Szene zeigt Stille im Publikum mit 'Halt mal. Was habt ihr getan?' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 6 (Ostermontag) bis So 12 mit dem Hinweis 'Rethink Masculinity Day' am Mi 8. Kalenderblatt für Mai 2026, KW 22, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine moderne Rapunzel-Parodie: Ein Ritter ruft 'Prinzessin, ich werde dich retten!' Die Prinzessin im Turm antwortet 'Wieso? Ich habe Netflix, Pizza und eine Sammlung von Vibratoren.' Nach kurzem Schweigen bittet sie 'Aber du könntest mir neue Batterien besorgen.' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 25 (Pfingstmontag) bis So 31. Kalenderblatt für Oktober/November 2026, KW 44, aus dem War and Peas Wochenkalender (Edition Moderne). Der Comic zeigt eine Katzen-Person namens Alice von der Buchhaltung, die an der Tür steht und sagt 'Hi, Ben, danke für die Einladung.' Sie stellt sich als 'Alice, von der Buchhaltung' vor und macht einen Witz: 'Haha, war nur 'n Scherz! Ich hab mich als jemand mit Alzheimer verkleidet!' Ben antwortet nervös 'Oh! Haha!' In der letzten Szene steht Ben verwirrt auf einer Party und denkt 'Wer zum Teufel sind diese Leute?' Unten sind die Wochentage Mo 26 (Österreichischer Nationalfeiertag) bis So 1 mit dem Hinweis 'Halloween' am Sa 31.
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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A black and white cartoon showing witches with different modes of transportation under a crescent moon. One young witch stands on the ground looking up disapprovingly, while three other witches fly through the sky - one on a scooter/moped, one on a hoverboard, and one on what appears to be a Roomba vacuum. The caption reads: 'Kids these days... Don't even know how to drive the stick anymore.'
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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We call all patrons to help us finish our first CHRISTMAS COMIC! We need all your creative energy!

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November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper walks towards an elderly woman who is knitting in an armchair. The Grim Reaper asks, "Any last wishes?" Panel 2: The elderly woman responds, "I'd like to see my son for the last time." Panel 3: The Grim Reaper says, "Mrs. Schmidt. You don't have a son." Panel 4: The elderly woman, looking thoughtful, says, "Oh. In that case, I want to bang Tom Selleck on a yacht."
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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6-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A king sitting on a skull-decorated throne in a dark room says, "I'm in a bad mood. Bring the jester!" Panel 2: The jester says, "I'm also in a bad mood." Panel 3: The king angrily shouts, "Then it's OFF with your head!" Panel 4: The jester, trying to comfort the king, says, "Haha! I'm feeling much better already!" with a nervous expression. Panel 5: The jester does a silly, nervous dance, singing, "Doodlidoo!" with musical notes floating around him. Panel 6: The jester continues his silly dance and weird noises, "Blurgh!" while the king watches, amused, saying, "Hehehehehe."
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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1: A zoo employee holds a constrictor and addresses a group of children a demonstration saying, "Now, class. This is a boa constrictor." 2: He reassures a nervous child by letting them get close to the snake, saying, "Don't worry, son. It's not going to bite." 3: The constrictor begins to wrap itself around the child's neck. The zoo employee says, "As you can see, the constrictor isn't biting." 4: The constrictor is now fully wrapped around the child's neck, choking them. He cheerfully says, "
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Panel 1: A grim reaper and a person are in a hot air balloon basket. The grim reaper says, "Hey, I'm on vacation. Don't worry." Panel 2: The grim reaper offers a parachute to the person, saying, "Here's a parachute, if it makes you feel bett–" Panel 3: His scythe accidentally rips a large hole in the balloon.. He says, "Oh, crap." Panel 4: The grim reaper parachutes away, saying, "See you in a minute," while the person falls with the deflating balloon, which emits a "Pssssshhhh" sound effect.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Comic Panel 1: Two people stand outside a strip club with a neon sign that reads "Wildcats." One says to the other, while pointing at the entrance, "RAWWR!" Panel 2: The other person responds with a nervous laugh, "Hehe," as they approach the entrance. Panel 3: The two enter the strip club, one says, "Yeah," as they open the door. Panel 4: Inside the club, they are confronted by giant wildcats ripping apart other patrons. Blood and chaos fill the scene, with the wildcats looking menacing.
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two people sit on a bench by the water, watching the sunset. One person says, "That buoy is blocking my view of the sunset!" Panel 2: The other person replies, "Well, you know what they say... buoys will be buoys!" The other person looks at them with a deadpan expression. Panel 3: The two people sit silently looking at each other, with the first person looking slightly annoyed. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a crime scene by the water, with police tape and detectives. One detective says, "We can all agree, this murder was justified," referring to the pun that led to the imaginary crime.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A vampire sitting at a desk with an open book and a candle says, "Oh, hello! I'm engrossed in my new hobby: Ancestry!" Panel 2: The vampire, holding a piece of paper, says, "According to my research, I have German blood in me." Panel 3: The vampire laughs and says, "Haha... I quite literally do!" Panel 4: The vampire looks up at a person in lederhosen hanging upside down, saying, "Isn't that right, Wolfgang!" The person figure appears to be dripping blood.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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4 panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man opens the door to a woman in a cat costume. She says, "Hi Craig, thank for the invitation." He answers, "Who are you?" Panel 2: She looks upset and says, "I'm Alice from Accounting." Panel 3: He says, "Haha, I'm just kidding! I'm dressed up as someone with Alzheimers." She enters and goes, "Oh! Haha!" Panel 4: There are many people enjoying themselves at the party while Craig stands alone in a corner thinking, "Who the hell are these people?"
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A large, gray mountain-like figure with a briefcase, red hat, green tie, and a small cloud beside him says, "Guess my Halloween costume!" Panel 2: The mountain continues, "I'm so stressed!" while the cloud adds, "Don't talk to me before I had my coffee!" Panel 3: The mountain says, "Let's destroy the planet and raise the stocks or something!" Panel 4: Finally, the mountain, looking tired, says, "Jeez, I'm exhausted already."
October 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man and a witch are in a graveyard at night. The man asks, "Why are we here again?" Panel 2: The witch replies, "I thought a haunted graveyard would be romantic." Panel 3: She adds, "Plus, this guy over here owes me money." Panel 4: The witch starts digging and says, "Just gonna grab a few bones for my custom windchime Etsy store."
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Panel 1: A man picks up a pumpkin at a supermarket pumpkin display. The pumpkin says, "Oh boy, I'm gonna be the spookiest Jack O'Lantern." Panel 2: The man carries a grocery bag with the pumpkin inside as he walks home. The pumpkin thinks, "I'm gonna scare all the kids!" Panel 3: The pumpkin sits on a kitchen counter thinking "Muahahaha!" Panel 4: The pumpkin, now placed on a porch, has a goofy, unintentionally cute face. It says, "Damn," realizing it looks silly instead of scary.
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, the black cat, sits on a windowsill under a moonlit sky and says, "Once I was Lord of the Underworld and people trembled in fear when they heard my name." Panel 2: A witch enters the room, raising her arms excitedly. She says, "Nibbles! Did you make a big stinky again?" Lord Nibbles looks up from the table with a guilty expression. Panel 3: The witch holds Lord Nibbles close and says, "You silly widdle wuffle!" He looks slightly annoyed but resigned. Panel 4: He, now
October 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"Welcome to the exhibition at the end of the world! War and Peas, the webcomic created for over a decade by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz, has never turned a blind eye to the apocalypse – instead, it has tackled it with an abundance of dark humour."
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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VA: Jake Parr & Grey Gallagher 🥂
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Panel 1: A couple is kissing passionately in bed. The moon outside the window has a neutral expression. Panel 2: The man says, "Eww, the moon is watching us." The woman says, "Friggin' perv!" The moon looks shocked. Panel 3: The moon, now with a soft expression, says, "I just think you're the cutest couple." The woman goes, "Awww." Panel 4: The moon, looking eager and leaning in, says, "Now, where were we?" The couple looks at each other awkwardly, realizing the moon wants the show to continue.
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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TOP 5 of Ljubljana for Patreon supporters 💐

We've been invited to the Tinta Stripa Festival and here's the Top 5 of things that made us want to move there permanently!
October 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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This one got us demonetized on Facebook
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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We all know the internet's algorithm overlords have decided they get to curate your digital life. Our newsletter is different. It's the antidote to algorithmic paternalism. Every week one new funny strip appears in your inbox like a tiny comic relief to your everyday stress. Just you and the funnies
October 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM