It's a cold day to have to fuckin' defend democracy. Again.

Trump is obsessed with acquiring Greenland because he has only seen it on a Mercator projection map, where it looks HUGE. He thinks it will triple the size of the US.

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I propose that we rename Trump Tower to Shitgibbon Tower.

"We've always been at war with [Canada and Mexico]."

-- George Orwell, 1984

Fuck.

I just realized that cows have NO IDEA about cheese or ice cream.

Hello? Is this thing on? Test... Test...