Wannabe Snorlax
@wannabesnorlax.bsky.social
Matt | he/they | 31yo | pan/ace | 6'2" | ~315 lbs | MINORS/BLANK ACCOUNTS/AI POSTERS WILL BE BLOCKED | #GlorifyObesity
*A relevant meme approaches!*
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
*A relevant meme approaches!*
Time fo another hotel mirror selfie! Spending some time with a special friend of mine this weekend, more at 11 (lol)
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Time fo another hotel mirror selfie! Spending some time with a special friend of mine this weekend, more at 11 (lol)
How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the skyline:
6'2"
315 lbs
6'2"
315 lbs
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the skyline:
6'2"
315 lbs
6'2"
315 lbs
CW // flashing lights, epilepsy
I didn't remember, oops 🤣
Either way, this was a super fun show! Everybody go listen to Justice!
I didn't remember, oops 🤣
Either way, this was a super fun show! Everybody go listen to Justice!
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
CW // flashing lights, epilepsy
I didn't remember, oops 🤣
Either way, this was a super fun show! Everybody go listen to Justice!
I didn't remember, oops 🤣
Either way, this was a super fun show! Everybody go listen to Justice!
Oh yeah, anyone else spend a bit too much on these adorable Chessex blind boxes recently? Cause I have lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oh yeah, anyone else spend a bit too much on these adorable Chessex blind boxes recently? Cause I have lol
UMMMMMMM⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
UMMMMMMM⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Mine are bigger (again, lmao)
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Mine are bigger (again, lmao)
Perhaps, but did it have this horrific shit?
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Perhaps, but did it have this horrific shit?
The Face // The Cheeks
(Reminder that I'm ace and not into in-out butt stuff, hate to be a tease lol)
(Reminder that I'm ace and not into in-out butt stuff, hate to be a tease lol)
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The Face // The Cheeks
(Reminder that I'm ace and not into in-out butt stuff, hate to be a tease lol)
(Reminder that I'm ace and not into in-out butt stuff, hate to be a tease lol)
Happy birthday, big guy!
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Happy birthday, big guy!
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Any other fatties want to hang out with their shirt off? #widewednesday #bhm #chub4chub #belly #glorifyobesity
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Any other fatties want to hang out with their shirt off? #widewednesday #bhm #chub4chub #belly #glorifyobesity
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Found this bingo card online and decided to try it! Template in replies
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Found this bingo card online and decided to try it! Template in replies
After giving it some more thought today, I think I'm actually pansexual, so bio updated and all that!
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
After giving it some more thought today, I think I'm actually pansexual, so bio updated and all that!
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you see this, do it! (added some other things lol)
-name: Matt
-pronouns: he/they
-age: 31 yo
-height: 6'2"
-weight: 315 lbs
-sexuality: bi
-sign: 🛑 (jk ♎)
-piercings: 0
-tattoos: 0
-fav color: 🧡 or 💜
-fav drink: root beer
-fav animal: Snorlax (shut up it counts)
-name: Matt
-pronouns: he/they
-age: 31 yo
-height: 6'2"
-weight: 315 lbs
-sexuality: bi
-sign: 🛑 (jk ♎)
-piercings: 0
-tattoos: 0
-fav color: 🧡 or 💜
-fav drink: root beer
-fav animal: Snorlax (shut up it counts)
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If you see this, do it! (added some other things lol)
-name: Matt
-pronouns: he/they
-age: 31 yo
-height: 6'2"
-weight: 315 lbs
-sexuality: bi
-sign: 🛑 (jk ♎)
-piercings: 0
-tattoos: 0
-fav color: 🧡 or 💜
-fav drink: root beer
-fav animal: Snorlax (shut up it counts)
-name: Matt
-pronouns: he/they
-age: 31 yo
-height: 6'2"
-weight: 315 lbs
-sexuality: bi
-sign: 🛑 (jk ♎)
-piercings: 0
-tattoos: 0
-fav color: 🧡 or 💜
-fav drink: root beer
-fav animal: Snorlax (shut up it counts)
Bathroom bellfie! Got stuffed with Jack in the Box on the way home #thickthursday #glorifyobesity
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Bathroom bellfie! Got stuffed with Jack in the Box on the way home #thickthursday #glorifyobesity
Further proof of said concert, I'll upload some video later tonight (if I remember lol)
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Further proof of said concert, I'll upload some video later tonight (if I remember lol)
THEY HAD 3XL SHIRTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
THEY HAD 3XL SHIRTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Call me fat ✨✨
(Feel free to DM me to do so)
(Feel free to DM me to do so)
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Call me fat ✨✨
(Feel free to DM me to do so)
(Feel free to DM me to do so)