One thing you can't underestimate about our ol' pal Mario is his ability to metamorphosize from enraged psychotic lunatic to calm "respected scholar" on the turn of a dime (and a sudden shift in Chinese government policy).

Here's another instant classic from the Mario Cavolo back catalogue!

Nothing better than a personal endorsement from none other than China's most delusional narcissistic lunatic shill, Mario Cavolo.

My personal favourite Mario moment, for obvious reasons! Might just have to pin it to my profile!