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𝕀 𝕒𝕞 BRISCOLA 🔴🔵🌕
@wandering-n-orange.bsky.social
The Best Man of http://Vaale
He'll stick 'em up Down-Under
And go pickpocket Perth
He put the Mister in Misdemeanor
When he stole pyramids from Giza--

"I've always said if you're gonna steal, steal from the best."
January 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
January 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“Always happy to lift up a fellow Prakhai—this here is Six-Ears. He does some kind of music thing on one of the moons of Vaale. Not my type of thing but he’s not a bad sort.”

Vaale
An NPC for an upcoming arc in my DnD live-table! Loved how he turned out and had to share!
December 18, 2024 at 3:51 AM
“Up front? Coffee, tea—scones. Books and that sort of thing.”

His grin grew as wide as his stance.

“But if you’re really looking for something /special/ there’s always the ‘members only’ section.”
December 15, 2024 at 7:39 AM
@heartdoctortrafa.bsky.social

“Be still my beating heart—I think this fellow’s vision is based on movement, after all.”
December 15, 2024 at 5:52 AM
"What the hell is a 'Friends and Family' discount?"
December 12, 2024 at 6:59 AM
“Well—you’re definitely not where I thought you’d be…”
December 10, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Alright, well I’d like to see YOU do a complete glamour and not struggle on some part. No one said the clones had to be perfect—just good enough.
December 9, 2024 at 9:28 AM
“Oh, was this a little different than what you had in mind? Don’t worry, it isn’t as bad as you think—besides, it’s an overall improvement if I do say so myself!”

Maybe it would be better if @narathemiqo.bsky.social changed his handle to @monketarot.bsky.social ?
December 9, 2024 at 9:20 AM
@narathemiqo.bsky.social kindly let one of his fellows stop by and strike a deal; of course, membership prices are hefty so he opted for a work-to-pay plan.

And me, being the generous guy I am, let him not only do that but made arrangements for him to have a proper uniform too—no charge!
December 9, 2024 at 9:16 AM
December 9, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I’m back! Took a few days off to handle some things—ain’t I just cute as a button?
December 8, 2024 at 8:17 AM
“Folks seem to be having trouble dealing with the Jade Bros over at @jadestudded.bsky.social ! They’re not so bad—see, here we are having fun in the snow!”
December 4, 2024 at 5:43 AM
“Yes?”
Seemed the little guy wasn’t a fan.

“He’s not exactly hard to confuse with someone else—this fellow, right?”

He plucked his paintbrush and drew an illusory image in the air.
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I'm an emotive fellow, what can I say! Some of these you never want to see me hand you though.
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 AM
“Oh, gods-damn these hands of mine. Did I paint a several-tonz weight right above your head and have it come crashing down on you? /Such a pity/.”
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 AM
“Did you know I’m a father of many? Yep! Weird though—people don’t seem to like my kids. Can’t imagine why.”

Art by @artistgg8.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 AM
"Oh--you know. If the name is anything to go by, something red. Maybe comes in pairs. But those are just rumors, so who's to say?"

He leaned in, conspiratorial.
"Even the walls have ears, though. Not the best place to talk. Swing by the shop--safer there."
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 AM
@scarletkurapika.bsky.social

“Rumor has it you’re looking for something—might be that I could help with that…!”
December 1, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Honestly they put all Simian-tailed fellows to shame. So easy to bamboozle and blind--tut tut.
December 1, 2024 at 7:00 AM
It isn't much but it's home~! 💚🖤💙
December 1, 2024 at 6:25 AM
December 1, 2024 at 6:12 AM
"Art is pain and this is gonna you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me!"
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I don’t know much about folks from other planets—but I do know this big fella doesn’t like gum—just Saiyan.
December 1, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Would you believe it took me this long to get settled in here?

Geeze, aren’t I just the laziest son of a gun?
December 1, 2024 at 4:49 AM