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WanderdOff
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I came to this world. I barely conquered.

Animals>people. You’ve met people.

Czech language lover. Talk to me! Verryy slowwllyy.

Pokémon Go, level 77, instinct.

Alt rock.

Oh, yeah, AF Veteran and Equality for All. ALL.
Had to bring my tomato plant inside because she’s trying to grow another tomato, and I felt like a murderer leaving her out in the cold.
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Does it look like this? Lol. “And another thing…”
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Omg lol. House finch gives chickadee whatfer.

“It’s ALL MY FOOD. And another thing…”
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Max and his look alike statue vie for #caturday kudos.

I gotta vote for Max, of course, because he’s more mobile and can gnaw on me in my sleep.

Team Max!
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Happy Veteran’s Day to all who’ve served AND who understand who we served ON BEHALF OF: ALL AMERICANS, no matter their color, creed, or who they chose to love.

American veterans need to remember our oaths, yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

#veteransday
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Cat tv currently has two watchers. 💯 of our house’s cat demographic. Score!

#catTV
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Everyone is so polite. Then the raccoons show up…

Part 2: there goes the neighborhood.

#raccoons
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Everyone is so polite…then the raccoons show up.

Part 1: maybe I shouldn’t have gone down to just one bowl…

#raccoons
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The fox, Biscuit, and I have an equitable exchange. I provide him/her with treats. He/she provides me with urine and feces, which I didn’t know I needed.

Thank you?
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
No, Mori, this is a Mommy and Daddy trip. Next time?
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Had a surprise ICE (imma cat eejit) inspection of my bathroom closet this morning.

Hey, man, I’m just an old white lady who looks suspiciously Korean. I expect to be deported somewhere I’ve never been forthwith.
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’ve been so incredibly frustrated at the healthcare here in WV. This explains some things…

49th out of 50th! Our residents deserve better.

Wtaf.
October 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
May your cats love bird tv as much as mine do.

PS. No, they don’t actually touch the tv, honey.

Ok, they do.
October 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Mori-licious thinks it’s his job to get the white ball out, and he takes it very seriously. While I was gone said ball spent two weeks under the couch.

As soon as I found it and put it back, he attacked his work again with a vengeance. I admire the enthusiasm!
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
GOP is the Pedo Party.

Release the Epstein Files!

#epsteinfiles
October 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What if my biggest concern in life was “how many cats do I need to ensure that one of them wants to cuddle at all times?”

That seems like a lovely concern to have.

Not “how many of us will burn in the Trump Nazi gas chambers?”

Fuck the Pedo Party.
October 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In case you never got to hear an elk bellow. This dude was pretty worked up.

Somewhere in the Smoky Moutains.
September 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My crazy view right now! Hubs booked what he thought was “just a normal room” for our last night in Ireland. Instead we got some kind of deluxe suite with a massive balcony directly across from Trim Castle! Pinch me.

Just having a drink and admiring the view until it gets dark…as one does.
September 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The beauty of the Irish coastline on a sunny day. Wow! I love bucket list travel…

Except I want my edibles. What gives, Ireland?

#legalizeweed
September 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’ve seen these “1-lane roads with 2-way traffic” in Ireland/the UK in movies, but didn’t realize how legit it is. Gorgeous drive today but crazy roads! Lucky to be alive. Def no room for 2 cars and a sheep…

The sheep was fine btw. I got out and checked on him and he was just irritated with me.
September 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
At least other nations’ media continues to tell the truth about our fascist administration. In the Irish Examiner today.
September 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Poor Tandy Two Spots (the skunk) keeps trying to intimidate the raccoon away from the food, but he just ignores her.

I can relate, girl.
September 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me walking by the house with the Trump flag on my street. Every day.

Fuck Trump and all his minions.
August 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I cried listening to these guys play in Dublin today. So good and such a beautiful song! Their music isn’t on Spotify anymore because they actually want to make money so they do it all themselves.
August 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trump remains “beloved” worldwide! Seen today in Dublin Ireland.

#dublin
#everyonehatestrump
August 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM