Congratulations!!

Turns out, I deleted my Christmas card mailing list last Christmas when I was so sure I’d never feel like sending a Christmas card again 😅

PS: It’s also legal in Texas for adults (and kids, in some situations) to ride in truck beds. Even on Wellborn Rd or Harvey Mitchell Parkway doing 50+ mph. Again, how is Texas a real place.

According to CSPD, city park roads don’t count as real roadways, so traffic laws can’t be enforced there.

So anyway, if you’re in Texas and dumb enough to endanger your child by letting them ride on the roof, just make sure not to slam the brakes? 🥴

Tonight, my son and I saw a little girl about 7 or 8 sitting criss-cross applesauce on top of a moving vehicle at the city park tonight. Not halfway through a sunroof, but fully on the roof. My kindergartner was actually the one to point it out - “Mommy, she is being UNSAFE” 😅

Oh dang hahaha! 🤣 It’s a good name - it’s my son’s name, lol!

I liked Andrew because you can be traditional or you can go with Drew as a trendier nickname. Not that I’m biased or anything.

Yup. I find myself using ChatGPT a lot simply because I need someone to ask and I don’t have a human that I trust, lol

Thanks. It’s rough being estranged from most of my family because I don’t even have them.

I also was not prepared for the number of *my* friends that I would lose in this process.

Omg I genuinely did not think the baby was alive in the video when the nurse is flopping him around like a toddler holding a doll

I’m surprised, but also not. I mean this is the same woman who sent her flying monkies to cyberbully me when I was pregnant, among other things.