i wish this was the internet instead of all the fascist stuff. like I just wanna see someone take 6 months to do something insanely complicated and completely silly.

"THOT'S NAWHT A BISCUIT" shut the fuck up.

i'm running for president and letting men wear this is my top issue.

giving them capes would improve society ten-fold as well.

there is something deeply embarrassing about being horny.

no joke, we took my parents' cat's kittens away from her for like a month so I could socialize them and when we brought one back she hated him lol. like ma'am that is YOUR CHILD.

mandatory yoga mats will be issued to those who have been fined.

At least they're union made, I suppose.

my brother is a mailman and I'm surprised that their summer uniforms have polyester content. With all the sweating and walking they do they should be 100% cotton. I made him some cotton neck coverings to protect him from the sun and he said they don't make him break out like polyester does.

anyway my little Kenmore VS really struggled with this one despite its 1 amp motor so clearly it's a machine only built to hold up to flimsy materials. I thought it was just a materials problem but then I finished it on my Singer 66 and that thing didn't care so... note to self, use the 66 FIRST lol

I tried those garters that just go around your thigh and maybe if you've got skinny ass thighs that shit works but I need Construction Grade materials to hold anything up on my thighs lol. They will not be contained!

Turns out people solved most garment problems 100 years ago, we're just stupid.

i've started wearing tall socks instead of tights because I have a big ass and thighs and the crotch of tights always end up somewhere around my thighs. This is my solution to this problem, and honestly? Works pretty well. I can do the splits without tearing anything too.

Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.

Love all, help all.

Go Jackets.