wamchilkins.bsky.social
@wamchilkins.bsky.social
It’s nice that you can close your eyes. And your mouth. I would probably add ears to the mix as well possible. No worries if not!
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s nice that you can close your eyes. And your mouth. I would probably add ears to the mix as well possible. No worries if not!
Groot is a cum tree
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Groot is a cum tree
Slake ‘n’ sate
July 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Slake ‘n’ sate
Bro that’s so unctuous. That’s the most unctuous thing ive ever seen
May 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bro that’s so unctuous. That’s the most unctuous thing ive ever seen
I was actually the first person to think of adding insult to injury
March 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I was actually the first person to think of adding insult to injury
Hey have you seen my umbrage? Someone’s taken it again
February 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Hey have you seen my umbrage? Someone’s taken it again
*throws down the gauntlet
*gauntlet bounces back into groin
*gauntlet bounces back into groin
December 16, 2024 at 9:57 AM
*throws down the gauntlet
*gauntlet bounces back into groin
*gauntlet bounces back into groin
Just thought of something called the “lossless spoon”. Will revisit
December 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Just thought of something called the “lossless spoon”. Will revisit
Head lice defenders get real quiet when you point out they seem to have a preference for parasitizing children
November 27, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Head lice defenders get real quiet when you point out they seem to have a preference for parasitizing children
The person who named them Archaea…You were cooking that day
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
The person who named them Archaea…You were cooking that day
Thinking Harkonnen and Atreides areboth great shoe brand names. Check my Leto IIs.. Damn you got the Feyd Rauthas??
March 19, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Thinking Harkonnen and Atreides areboth great shoe brand names. Check my Leto IIs.. Damn you got the Feyd Rauthas??
Imagine a guy turning up to a beached whale rescue with a bib and a knife and fork..What are you doing here?! That’s not what this about! Get out of here!!
February 24, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Imagine a guy turning up to a beached whale rescue with a bib and a knife and fork..What are you doing here?! That’s not what this about! Get out of here!!
Topping and tailing green beans… the topping I understand, but the tailing..That’s just micro bean
February 20, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Topping and tailing green beans… the topping I understand, but the tailing..That’s just micro bean
People used to drop their phones in the toilet all the time… now you just don’t hear about it. Something to look into
February 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
People used to drop their phones in the toilet all the time… now you just don’t hear about it. Something to look into