Walter Lesaulnier
@walterlesaulnier.bsky.social
Employed at- Acme Llama Breeding, Rodeo, and Hallucinogen Festival
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Facebook permanently disabled my account. I think it was because I was using Linux and a VPN. Soon as I try to create a new account on my Windows PC, it is immediately disabled- UGH! And FB wants a video selfie. The most privacy disrespecting AI infested company on earth wants my selfie?? HA!!
The average family in the US uses more than 300 gallons of water per day. This number can be considerably higher on days when their llama is bathed. Personally, I prefer unwashed llamas.
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The average family in the US uses more than 300 gallons of water per day. This number can be considerably higher on days when their llama is bathed. Personally, I prefer unwashed llamas.
One of my favorite horror movies.
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
One of my favorite horror movies.
Imagine an Alien / Star Trek crossover where a xenomorph somehow impregnates a Q and produces a xenomorph/ Q hybrid.
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Imagine an Alien / Star Trek crossover where a xenomorph somehow impregnates a Q and produces a xenomorph/ Q hybrid.
One of my all time favorite TV series- unlike any other-
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
One of my all time favorite TV series- unlike any other-
A spaceship in the Star Wars galaxy has an experimental drive. But the drive malfunctions and takes the ship to present day earth. It lands and an onlooker climbs in but then the ship returns to the Star Wars galaxy in the past. The passenger is from rural Kentucky and is now known as Bubba Fett.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A spaceship in the Star Wars galaxy has an experimental drive. But the drive malfunctions and takes the ship to present day earth. It lands and an onlooker climbs in but then the ship returns to the Star Wars galaxy in the past. The passenger is from rural Kentucky and is now known as Bubba Fett.
Fedora/ KDE Plasma= as awesome as shaving your llama to look like a giant French poodle.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fedora/ KDE Plasma= as awesome as shaving your llama to look like a giant French poodle.
What do I want for Christmas?
100 hits of acid and 10,000 hyperactive chickens with laser pointers attached to their heads.
100 hits of acid and 10,000 hyperactive chickens with laser pointers attached to their heads.
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What do I want for Christmas?
100 hits of acid and 10,000 hyperactive chickens with laser pointers attached to their heads.
100 hits of acid and 10,000 hyperactive chickens with laser pointers attached to their heads.
Reposted by Walter Lesaulnier
Theseus is a multi-instrument mission focusing on high-energy, short-lived events, looking in particular at gamma-ray bursts near & far.
The mission would cover a broad spectrum of science, from stellar astrophysics to the physics of matter accretion & particle acceleration processes.
4/ #CM25 🔭
The mission would cover a broad spectrum of science, from stellar astrophysics to the physics of matter accretion & particle acceleration processes.
4/ #CM25 🔭
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Theseus is a multi-instrument mission focusing on high-energy, short-lived events, looking in particular at gamma-ray bursts near & far.
The mission would cover a broad spectrum of science, from stellar astrophysics to the physics of matter accretion & particle acceleration processes.
4/ #CM25 🔭
The mission would cover a broad spectrum of science, from stellar astrophysics to the physics of matter accretion & particle acceleration processes.
4/ #CM25 🔭
If you have 2 clocks that run at the exact same rate when they are beside each other and then put one on top of the other, the one on top will run at a slightly faster rate than the one on bottom. Over time the one on top will get more and more ahead of the other one.
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If you have 2 clocks that run at the exact same rate when they are beside each other and then put one on top of the other, the one on top will run at a slightly faster rate than the one on bottom. Over time the one on top will get more and more ahead of the other one.
A wise man knows that the hemorrhoids of regret can be soothed by the llama's tongue of self forgiveness.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A wise man knows that the hemorrhoids of regret can be soothed by the llama's tongue of self forgiveness.
It is a social faux pas to walk out of a public restroom and sniff your fingers. But, it is ok to go up to strangers exiting a Walmart restroom and ask if you can sniff their fingers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It is a social faux pas to walk out of a public restroom and sniff your fingers. But, it is ok to go up to strangers exiting a Walmart restroom and ask if you can sniff their fingers.
Actual headline from today-
"Lab monkeys on the loose in Mississippi don't have herpes, university says. But are they dangerous?"
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Although, being in Mississippi, they should have added the word "yet" after "herpes".
"Lab monkeys on the loose in Mississippi don't have herpes, university says. But are they dangerous?"
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Although, being in Mississippi, they should have added the word "yet" after "herpes".
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Actual headline from today-
"Lab monkeys on the loose in Mississippi don't have herpes, university says. But are they dangerous?"
.
Although, being in Mississippi, they should have added the word "yet" after "herpes".
"Lab monkeys on the loose in Mississippi don't have herpes, university says. But are they dangerous?"
.
Although, being in Mississippi, they should have added the word "yet" after "herpes".
"Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws".
-John Adams, 2nd US president
-John Adams, 2nd US president
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
"Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws".
-John Adams, 2nd US president
-John Adams, 2nd US president
Imagine an Alien / Star Trek crossover where a xenomorph somehow impregnates a Q and produces a xenomorph/ Q hybrid.
October 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Imagine an Alien / Star Trek crossover where a xenomorph somehow impregnates a Q and produces a xenomorph/ Q hybrid.
"Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
September 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I was shocked to find out that animal husbandry was only about breeding animals with EACH OTHER. What the hell? Being from Kentucky, I naturally assumed it meant something completely different. And why is it so hard to find sex swings that accommodate species other than homo sapiens???
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was shocked to find out that animal husbandry was only about breeding animals with EACH OTHER. What the hell? Being from Kentucky, I naturally assumed it meant something completely different. And why is it so hard to find sex swings that accommodate species other than homo sapiens???
"There are conditions of blindness so voluntary that they become complicity."
-Paul Bourget, novelist (2 Sep 1852-1935)
-Paul Bourget, novelist (2 Sep 1852-1935)
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"There are conditions of blindness so voluntary that they become complicity."
-Paul Bourget, novelist (2 Sep 1852-1935)
-Paul Bourget, novelist (2 Sep 1852-1935)
Perturbations in Saturn's rings by one of its moons.
September 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Perturbations in Saturn's rings by one of its moons.
Neither me nor my fluorescent green talking llama believe in hallucinogens.
September 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Neither me nor my fluorescent green talking llama believe in hallucinogens.
Reposted by Walter Lesaulnier
A heart warming photo of Trump (on the right) and Elon Musk (on the left)-
March 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
A heart warming photo of Trump (on the right) and Elon Musk (on the left)-
What a man, his llama, and 100 gallons of chocolate pudding do in the privacy of a Walmart restroom in Kentucky is no one's business.
September 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What a man, his llama, and 100 gallons of chocolate pudding do in the privacy of a Walmart restroom in Kentucky is no one's business.
Facebook permanently disabled my account. I think it was because I was using Linux and a VPN. Soon as I try to create a new account on my Windows PC, it is immediately disabled- UGH! And FB wants a video selfie. The most privacy disrespecting AI infested company on earth wants my selfie?? HA!!
August 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Facebook permanently disabled my account. I think it was because I was using Linux and a VPN. Soon as I try to create a new account on my Windows PC, it is immediately disabled- UGH! And FB wants a video selfie. The most privacy disrespecting AI infested company on earth wants my selfie?? HA!!
Rich people that vote Republican should be put in a mental hospital because they are a danger to others. Regular people that vote Republican should be put in a mental hospital because they are a danger to themselves.
July 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Rich people that vote Republican should be put in a mental hospital because they are a danger to others. Regular people that vote Republican should be put in a mental hospital because they are a danger to themselves.
