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Jacob Walter
@walterjacob.bsky.social
Minneapolis
The alarm feature first appeared on the iPhone in 2007 and its 2025 and they still haven’t come up with a better way than these price is right click wheels for setting the time…
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
While people are losing their shit about Cracker Barrel’s logo I’d like to point out that The Armory’s logo reads EARMORYE and I hate it.
August 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Thank god finally some good news.
July 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My governor.
June 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Giggles.
June 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Spotted “Hillbilly Elegy” in my workplaces little free library. Resisted the urge to disappear it forever and instead added a few books I had laying around at home. #GoodTrouble
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Who ever made this I want to be best friends, and help you with your graphic design.
June 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Someone at this Kwik Trip has OCD
May 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I bought a pair of camo crocs at the goodwill bin store, and hear me out, I’m not proud of the person I’ve become, but a bitch can’t turn down a deal. I am my mother’s son.
May 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I see a Phee Shirt 👀
My shop’s down but got 5 of these up for grabs in any size.
May 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Today was a good (green) day.
May 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m funny.
April 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Anyone want to buy an echo show at a decent price 🤮
April 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just when I thought I had standards, I want these.
April 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Stolen but too good not to share.
March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Never dreamt I’d become a dealer but times are tough.
March 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The sky is kinda pretty.
March 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I wish I had the confidence of whomever listed their Kid Rock tickets for $646 for resale on Ticketmaster 😆
March 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Someone’s trying to gain access to the Twitter account I made for my cat in college 😆
March 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I spent a lot of time missing this lady today but I gotta admit while I was scrolling this shit made me laugh uncontrollably, very on brand. Rip my drama queen.
February 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Shout out to whomever the hell invented the humidifier
February 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This could be an ad for duct tape. Not even clear across the top 😂
February 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Check your babies chips
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
One time a girl I worked with handed me a crystal and told me “this atheist crystal will help calm you down” - she meant amethyst, I think about it often.
January 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Really appreciate their online menu describes their ham portion as “1 flap”
January 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM