Walter
@walter.on.computer
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No...No! No! Get it off me! Get it off! Get it off!
May 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
No...No! No! Get it off me! Get it off! Get it off!
The Administrator is very concerned that we get a conclusive analysis of today's sample. I gather they went to some lengths to get it.
May 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Administrator is very concerned that we get a conclusive analysis of today's sample. I gather they went to some lengths to get it.
Will we ever make it out of here?
May 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Will we ever make it out of here?
This should shake up those grand unification boys, hm?
May 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This should shake up those grand unification boys, hm?
Well, do you have any idea what to do next?
May 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Well, do you have any idea what to do next?
All right, Gordon, your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, we can bring the Anti-Mass Spectrometer to eighty percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives.
May 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
All right, Gordon, your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, we can bring the Anti-Mass Spectrometer to eighty percent and hold it there until the carrier arrives.
I don't suppose you'd reconsider?
May 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't suppose you'd reconsider?
Wouldn't it be fantastic to get some pure readings for a change?
May 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Wouldn't it be fantastic to get some pure readings for a change?
You are completely wrong.
May 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You are completely wrong.
Scientist expectorating in one of the bathroom stalls in Sector C.
May 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Scientist expectorating in one of the bathroom stalls in Sector C.
I must remember to report that fluctuation.
May 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I must remember to report that fluctuation.
Oh my God...we're doomed!
May 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh my God...we're doomed!
Shutting down. Attempting shut down. It's not...it's-it's not...it's not shutting down...it's not...
May 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Shutting down. Attempting shut down. It's not...it's-it's not...it's not shutting down...it's not...
How interesting, just look at that.
May 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How interesting, just look at that.
Don't worry, I am a doctor.
May 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Don't worry, I am a doctor.
Get him out of there! Shut down the equipment and someone get him out!
May 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Get him out of there! Shut down the equipment and someone get him out!
I certainly hope those backup fusion shunts are in good shape today.
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I certainly hope those backup fusion shunts are in good shape today.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional. We have assured the Administrator that nothing will go wrong.
May 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional. We have assured the Administrator that nothing will go wrong.
Well, the dimensional breach is definitely transmitting organic matter.
May 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Well, the dimensional breach is definitely transmitting organic matter.
Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine.
May 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine.
Gordon Freeman! You finally found us!
May 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Gordon Freeman! You finally found us!