NOT AT THE BALLPARK but I went to spring training last year and this place Pedal Haus in Tempe had a Wednesday special: 2 beers and a pretzel charcuterie board for $18. An absolute steal if you ever find yourself in the area.

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

My friends used to joke that they wanted a ballpark vendor to pass out loose, saucy meatballs

Love languages are FAKE! They were made up by some random pastor.

The HOA would be out for blood if there was unattended puke inside (in a condo building, needs a HOA to function)

Omg outside fortunately