My elderly hound also lost 2 teeth and was zooted out of her gourd for a while as a result, recently. Please give Rudy a pat for me.

The Decemberist song "bathroom blanket" will involve a harpsichord, a character dying of consumption, and nautical slang from the days of whaling and somehow will be the best thing I've heard in months.

My wife blanked on the word "sock" once and said she couldn't find the "foot covers" and then sighed to herself

He was one of my favorite Iron chefs to watch

My friend played an assassin during our curse of Strahd campaign and she said it was an amazing choice.
But you know you need to insert at least one "just one more thing" right before a sneak attack.

This is an amazing concept. What subclass will he be?

I used to smoke the Djarum Bali Hai, they were the only thing my girlfriend at the time like the smell of. Terrible for me, glad I quit, but Jesus were they incredible after a night of drinking.

Yup, I knew a guy who got a root canal done in Mexico as it was a fraction of the cost.

I'd give it less than a year...

I mostly kept my Facebook as a way to stay connected to the old people in NY family. The downside is, the old people in my family all turned weird as hell on Facebook. Uncomfortable to see.